Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1511)
John Gormley
A Salesman was walking down a country road one day and saw a pig with a wooden leg running around in a front yard.
He couldn't believe his eyes....A PIG WITH A WOODEN LEG!
He just couldn't resist walking up to the farmhouse and asking the man in the yard about the pig.
He walked up and said "Why does your pig have a wooden leg?"
Well says the man....let me tell you about the time my house was on fire.
My house was on fire and my daughter was inside and couldn't get out, the pig went in and dragged her out!
But I want to know why your pig has a wooden leg says the salesman!
Well says the man.....let me tell you about the time my daughter was out riding her new bicycle.
My daughter was riding her new bicycle in the road and this truck was coming and was going to hit her but the pig ran out and pushed my daughter out of the way!
But I want to know why the pig has a wooden leg, says the salesman getting angry?
Well says the man, would you eat a pig like that all at once?!!
Comments
Every day gou get even more terrible.
poor pig 🙁
Getting lower than this will be a great challenge!
Old one
pig's peg!
- Well says the man, would you eat a pig like that all at once?!!
- It takes an aeon, that's why it's called pigeon!
😁😁^ He's the MASTER!
/me pokes my eyes off
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hahahaha i liked it
cool o7
''the pig ran out and pushed my daughter out of the way''
damn ya pig
where's the pig with the golden gun?
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Oh. Wrong kind of pig joke?
Hope Grainne doesn't see this.
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XD I loev this newspaper