Congratulations!

Day 543, 01:42 • Published in South Africa Brazil • by South African Party

After a couple of closely contested, Take Over influenced elections, it was almost surreal to have a normal, civil, and with almost no big upsets, election. The SAP Gazette wants to extend its congratulations to all new party presidents. We trust that you will work diligently to help ensure South Africa's continued independence, and that you will handle the influence that you have acquired, with responsibility and grace.

We are pleased to report that the party presidents of the four largest parties have already had a very friendly meeting, where, between the champagne and celebrations, good inter-party relations were forged.

While the BLF has splashed out on some fancy new office decorations, the wise people at the South African Party have decided to cut back on such unnecessary expenses. Their new president, Whiteheart, has kindly made his business offices available for the party's use.

We're not sure where to find the FA's offices, as it is reportedly a wormhole, while in true communist style, the UL has leased the ugliest office block, draped a huge banner of Joey the Redd over the side, and renamed it to the People's Democracy House.

...but despite all their differences, they all have your interest at heart. South Africans citizens: its time to become active, to take ownership of your destiny and help us to stay Proudly South African!