Bye USA, Hello Australia

Day 844, 23:13 • Published in Australia USA • by Turd Fergusen

Fresh off the retirement from the USA army and emergence into semi two clicking, I have decided to become an Australian for awhile. Why? Because Australia is f*cking awesome. Thats why.


Also Australia is part of the brolliance, which if you don't know, is a bromance between the 3 countries USA, Canada, Australia.


Now what do I bring to the table? Well I'm a fairly high ranked and experienced player, I am fairly wealthy, and will self fund tank on occasion. Also I write propaganda, and will taunt your enemies until they cry.
Just take a look at some of these silly oldies:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/euk-cannot-into-girls1-1144338/1/20#comments
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/george-washington-stands-ready-to-kick-redcoats-apart--1179214/1/20
Haha brits def crying there.

For my US subscribers, don't worry. I'll be back.
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I'm not one of those fgts who leaves the US to throw a tantrum and thinks our government is so unfair and bawwww ect. I love the eUS and you will always be #1 in my heart. The US interests will always be my interests and if you decide to take a shot at Hello Kitty, I will fly back to the states faster than you can say Hun fail.

Also thanks whoever accepted my citizenship 🙂