BREAKING NEWS: Woxan Sure To Lose!
Day 684, 12:14
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by RomanEmpire
That's right everybody, Woxan is now 100% for sure going to lose the presidential election tomorrow. Why? He has received the worst endorsement statement in eHistory!
What could I possibly mean by this? I think It's obvious. Ajay Bruno has promised to return to the eUSA, only under the condition that Woxan is elected.
I am truly sorry Woxan, but for several hundred people, this is more than enough of a reason to vote against you. And let's face it, no credentials, not even as good as yours, can save a candidacy under these circumstances. Ah well, good luck next time!
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hehehe that was just spite because Woxan got Ajay in trouble or something. Don't know the exact details about what happened. But Ajay knows that and he wants to screw Woxan up
Looks like he found the one thing that he can actually do to screw Woxan up to...
sounds funny but characterizing Ajay's retarded article like this is not fair to Woxan.
I'm only about a month old and starting to understand who Ajay is. Some noobs will take this article seriously. Not that the noobs really know who Gaius and Woxan is but this article is feeding what Ajay wanted.
Oh yea... Satire does not come off very well in print, does it?
I understand the satire. I appreciate it.
I'd just rather there be no detrimental effects to Ajay's original intentions. No need to remove the article at this point because my comments will suffice.
oh noes