Breaking News: Local player writes article in attempt to collect minor reward!

Day 6,036, 17:37 Published in Canada Canada by Stamp
Welcome to the inaugural first issue of E-Republik News Network.

Our Top Story:

A local E-Republik player has written his first newspaper article in an attempt to collect a minor reward.

"This is a really stupid game mechanic," said the player, who wished to remain anonymous.



Story #2: Political Update & Statistics:

At the time this issue went to press, Canada is ranked 55th out of 74 countries in the E-republik world. It is ranked 39th in population. Canada controls 8 regions overall. This is lazy reporting but I'm not getting paid for this.

Story #3: Balloons!

Mysterious balloon sightings reported throughout the E-Republik world. Is this an alien invasion? Are the Chinese spying on us? And why the hell are they funky? Experts are baffled.

 
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