Breaking News: Local player writes article in attempt to collect minor reward!
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Our Top Story:
A local E-Republik player has written his first newspaper article in an attempt to collect a minor reward.
"This is a really stupid game mechanic," said the player, who wished to remain anonymous.
Story #2: Political Update & Statistics:
At the time this issue went to press, Canada is ranked 55th out of 74 countries in the E-republik world. It is ranked 39th in population. Canada controls 8 regions overall. This is lazy reporting but I'm not getting paid for this.
Story #3: Balloons!
Mysterious balloon sightings reported throughout the E-Republik world. Is this an alien invasion? Are the Chinese spying on us? And why the hell are they funky? Experts are baffled.
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Story #4: First to sub😊
comment... o7
Tremendous
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ur wasting your breath on the bought and paid for mouth breathers
I'll just leave you a comment, for what it's worth.
Fake news... or is it?
Story #2 is more informative than nothing, I wouldn't have dug it up. Thanks for the intel o7
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