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Bong Belly Produces First Food for Hungry eSouth Africans!

Day 262, 03:36 • Published in South Africa

• by Deus Ex

Yes my friends, the new Q2 Food Cooperative BONG BELLY has produced our first stock to feed the starving South African populace. We are striving to produce the cheapest Q2 food in the world and are exceeding quite well although our initial operating capacity is quite low. The price is low because we keep our overhead as tiny as possible. Profits are practically non-existent for us, but that is not what is important. Filling the empty stomachs of our brothers is all that matters to us now.

Please, my fellow skilled South Africans, take our job proposals to come and work for Bong Belly and feed the starving masses that our wars have ravaged and our current government apparently forsaken.

Long Live South Africa!

Comments

Kintor Day 262, 04:00

Great. Our gifts are pretty expensive comparing to you food so even the ones with low salary will be able to survive. I wish you good luck.

Esteban Delgado Day 262, 07:41

To a bright and successful future

Jizzie McGuire Day 262, 08:54

Cheap food is better than no food. We are being systematically starved to death over here in Japanese-occupied North Cape.

Deus Ex Day 262, 10:53

I\'ll bet all those clicks and grunts get annoying, too. Sorta like Chinese Water Torture only worse and much more primitive because it is Japanese 😃

Leif Archaix Day 262, 11:57

They probably clamp his eyes open and force him to watch Dragonball Z, poor fellow.

Good advertising strategy, FG. Let\'s get some economy up in this bitch.

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