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Naljad mis pole ropud kuid on seotud voodiga:

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Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?
Son: I couldn't find a spider.
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A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "What's wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?" he sobbed. "In a way they do," said his mother. "And when they die so they turn back to dust?" "Yes, they do." The little boy began to cry again. "Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going."
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Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "I've just bought a pig," said the first.
"But where will you keep it?" said the second. "Your yard's much too small for a pig!"
"I'm going to keep it under my bed," replied his friend.
"But what about the smell?"asked the first one.
"He'll soon get used to that." sayed the second one.
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Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
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