Ayame Crocodile and the PCP force C.R.A.P upon us!
Day 2,009, 09:33
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by Horice G Fossil
After seizing power winning the CP election Ayame Crocodile, and the PCP, have begun
to reoganise the eUK's military. The Real Spamicans feel it is their duty to inform the eUK
citizens of the changes forced upon the MoD by Ayame Crocodile and her PCP bully boys.
Let's hear the MoD, Bohemond4, as he explains the changes being forced upon him...
"Command Reduction of Army Personnel (CRAP) will be the first stage, if reductions are
deemed necessary then Retire Active Personnel Early (RAPE) program will begin.
Members of the eUK Military who are RAPEd will be given the opportunity to seek
membership of other Military Units elsewhere in the alliance, or move onto the next phase."
"This phase of CRAP will be know as the Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Warroirs
(SCREW) military personnel who have been RAPEd and SCREWed may request review of
thier situation by higher authority. This will be known as the Study by Higher Authority
Following Terminatio (SHAFT) phase. CRAP policy dictates that any member of the eUK
Military may be RAPEd once, SCREWed twice but may be SHAFTed by the military leadership
as many times as the CP, Ayame Crocodile, and her Government deems appropriate."
"The MoD can assure the remaining members of the eUK Military that they will begin
the Special High Intensity Training (SHIT) program. The eUK Military takes pride in
the amount of SHIT our soldier recieve and can boast that it gives out more SHIT than
any other country in the entire eWorld. If any member feels that he or she does not get
enough SHIT please contact your MU commander. Your commander has been especially
trained to make sure you recieve all the SHIT you deserve." Well the Spamicans say...
The Spamicans have just received more damning evidence that Ayame Crocodile,
and her PCP cohorts, are indeed forcing their C.R.A.P upon the unsuspecting eUK...
His Royal Highness, and joint MoD, Woldy made this statement "I can confirm this"
Horice
to reoganise the eUK's military. The Real Spamicans feel it is their duty to inform the eUK
citizens of the changes forced upon the MoD by Ayame Crocodile and her PCP bully boys.
Let's hear the MoD, Bohemond4, as he explains the changes being forced upon him...
"Command Reduction of Army Personnel (CRAP) will be the first stage, if reductions are
deemed necessary then Retire Active Personnel Early (RAPE) program will begin.
Members of the eUK Military who are RAPEd will be given the opportunity to seek
membership of other Military Units elsewhere in the alliance, or move onto the next phase."
"This phase of CRAP will be know as the Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Warroirs
(SCREW) military personnel who have been RAPEd and SCREWed may request review of
thier situation by higher authority. This will be known as the Study by Higher Authority
Following Terminatio (SHAFT) phase. CRAP policy dictates that any member of the eUK
Military may be RAPEd once, SCREWed twice but may be SHAFTed by the military leadership
as many times as the CP, Ayame Crocodile, and her Government deems appropriate."
"The MoD can assure the remaining members of the eUK Military that they will begin
the Special High Intensity Training (SHIT) program. The eUK Military takes pride in
the amount of SHIT our soldier recieve and can boast that it gives out more SHIT than
any other country in the entire eWorld. If any member feels that he or she does not get
enough SHIT please contact your MU commander. Your commander has been especially
trained to make sure you recieve all the SHIT you deserve." Well the Spamicans say...
The Spamicans have just received more damning evidence that Ayame Crocodile,
and her PCP cohorts, are indeed forcing their C.R.A.P upon the unsuspecting eUK...
His Royal Highness, and joint MoD, Woldy made this statement "I can confirm this"
Horice
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oh wow
I can confirm this
MOD Wold
good lord
lol
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You obviously didn't understand the enlightened communist logic of these reforms, as such you are required to attend one of the Government Universities for Learning about Acroc's Greatness (GULAGs) for a short period of 60-80 years o7
Chortle-icious!
Voted & subbed because of all the CRAP.
voted
Its a terrible state of affairs when the Ministry is forced into this
Leave our beloved leader alone.
Thank you Commandante Ross, For your loyalty you will be promoted to the head of ACroc's Secret Service (A.S.S.). You know what to do ^ _ ~
lol
I can make abbreviations too. c u next Tuesday.
what did i just read..........
A load of C.R.A.P.