And the Winner of The ERepublik Poetry Contest is....
jfbranson
Valchrist! for this entry:
In eRepublik I fought for change
Change could really make a difference
Stuff my wallet and round to dollars
At first I thought it was so strange
All that change just came in cents
The price of food sure caused me hollars
But then I fought for my country
Those hospitals sure saved me money!
For months on end I wouldn't eat
I begged for work, that wouldn't cheat
Cashed in for gold
Finally moved my feet
I speculated and bought a ticket
Went to broken America and sold my gold
Worked a while in oil companies
Prices changed; I cashed in monies
Worked a while making steel
Bought Q5 guns for a real deal
Like any Canadian who wants real money
I live in America and play the market
I want to return, but the economy stops it
But my enemies are the real dummies
I live in their countries
Where I can make the most
And whittle away at my host
Like a parasite I work no will
Still get paid, but skip the bill
So I move from here or there
In eRepublik I am everywhere
But one day I will return home
With a stockpile of weapons
And a million gold
But one day I will return home
With a million weapons
And a billion gold
Congrats! Enjoy your gold.
Comments
I sent him a lil something too. Good work!
Thank you, Zanmor: Patron of the ERepublik Arts.
Congrats on good writing.
I thought the chick was going to win. Branson, you FAIL! 🙂
Aw Shucks.
I'll have to try again someday.
Yes, GP, try again. I want you all to try again. (Twisting hands and gurgling.)