Americans, Trolls and Hungry hungarians
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Alexei Kiramov
Issue 3:
So as most of you have already heard we've taken DC. By 'we', I mean the Portuguese and by the Portuguese I mean the Indonesians. If you're a new player on the winning side, you couldn’t have found a better time to start playing!
So, being an Optimist, I think it's almost certain that within slightly more than a week we'll have all of the USA and have Canada within a few days. Great. Now what? You've probably seen the Ameritrolls in the forums chirping 'after PEACE takes over, the game will be boring' and 'when America falls peace will have the world!’ Well to be honest if they want to leave and go back to playing WOW in 2 week old underwear they're more than welcome to do so.
It's typical of our American (soon to be) slaves to think that if their precious country falls, it means all of a sudden Scandinavia and the rest of Eden suddenly won't exist. All the Peace players will start mourning the loss of 90 % of the troll population, and start tearing their hair out when they realise they haven’t got any retards left to look down upon.
It's as if when the last American state is conquered the eApocalypse will start and the eJesus, will rise up with the massive sign 'GAME OVER'.
But maybe these trolls have a unintentional point. If we take over America, sure a few thousand of players will quit, but do we REALLY want to have all the rest of the eAmericans part of our country? Just because we'll take them over won't mean they’ll become any less annoying. If anything they'll probably become even worse and mutate into Mega Trolls and will flood the forums with evermore frustrating posts. We'll have to give back their regions eventually, willingly or not, but will it really be any better. Some PEACE members say that after we take over the world we can have fun in 'training wars' but that really isn’t the same. Its far more fun beating up the school bully than play fighting with your friend.
Speaking of other peace members, as great as it is to see our tanks riding over the charred remains of yet another McDonalds, barely slowed by the corpses of dead eAmericans (equivalent to 10 ft speed bumps), I still have my doubts. We assure the Americans that we in Peace are all friends and don't betray each other, but why is it that we have to do so much do get our OWN regions back. I understand that the Hungarians and Indonesians had liberated us from the Romanians, but keeping our two best regions for so long makes me slightly un easy at calling them friends. It’s like if you got your wallet stolen and your friend caught the pickpocket and retrieved the wallet but refused to give it back unless you cleaned his car...that’s not what friends do.
I wouldn’t go as far as too say we're being exploited, but I would say that Indonesia and Hungary are starting to cross the line between kindness and greed. Does Hungary need Alaska? Why can't we have it! We fought for it more!
Oh and I couldn't help but mention this American article, if you really want a laugh I recommend you read this: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/usa-don-t-get-mad-get-even--880122/1/20.
I always though I was the Humorous optimist, but it looks like I’ve got competition....
I mean most of the stuff the guy says is true, but what he forgets is that:
A) When eAmerica is restored it will be weakened and controlled as Germany in RL once was.
😎
America's government can't manage their own country, let alone get it back
C) This is eAmericans we're talking about....
FACT OF THE DAY: I've always thought it’s funny how a lot of non-Russian people assume that too Russians their country is their 'mother land', when in the actuall language we don't actually ever use that phrase, we say 'rodina' which has nothing to do with 'motherland'. I have no idea who started it.
Also when speaking it aurally they always say it in a russian accent. Their impression of a Russian goes along the lines of 'Ah hullo comrade my name is Vladamirrrr Russianovsky, bringz me my vodka, and then letz deefend our muzzerland!'
Oh and just to finish this off, I have received a letter from the REAL trolls.
Dear eHumans.
We would like to ask for you no longer insult our glorious nations by referring to mentally challenged people, bored teenagers and especially Americans as trolls. We are a proud race and you have dirtied our reputations by doing this. Why don't you call them 'eAmericanish' or gremlins, or perhaps elves? Thank you.
Yours Sincerely
Devon Donaldson
p.s. Don't be stupid elves don't exist!
Vote if you think eAmerica suckz!
Oh and don't forget too subscribe! It free people, it’s FREE.
Comments
voted. You are awesome.
Лень читать, но наверное интересно. Вотед.
Nice stuff. I share your thoughts about PEACE allies, I guess most of eRussians do so.
voted, good article m8
"Does Hungary need Alaska? Why can't we have it!"
You have 4 high oil regions once the Caucasus is returned, Hungary has 0. Who needs it more?
I do agree that giving back your original regions was handled partly in a wrong way. The problem is that Hungary needed a high iron region, and there were 2 ways to get it: making territory swaps until we reach Heilongjiang or going the other way around the world. The first one wasn't possible because you couldn't agree with Indonesia about WSR. But we managed to do the second, and the Urals will be returned soon.
Anyhow, a nice analysis you have a vote and a friendship request for it 🙂
Heilongjiang is an eHungarian territory now. That was the second what are we waiting for! Urals will be given back to you, like you wish. Thank you eRussians! You are great allies! I wish you the best of luck!
Kovacskoko, yay! Thank you eHungarians! You are the best allies ever.
Andcetera don't be fooled, read this: http://www.erepublik.com/en/forum/topic/111817/contract-between-ehungary-and-erussia-about-conditions-of-liberating-ural-region/1" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/forum/topic/[..]on/1
ARE WE ALLIES OR SLAVES???
THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS
this could be the beggining of the end for PEACE
Yes, this is a contract signed by our president. We've been waiting for it for a long time.
What's your problem, Alexei? Who are you? And why do you think you have any right to speak for THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE?
Alexei: read my post in the second page of the linked contract. By giving back Urals, you WILL make companies sooner or later, don't you. There are two ways:
1. Make your own company, this way the gold leaves immediately from the game, OR
2. Buy an existing company, this way the gold stays in game and goes to an eHungarian (which will be spent to make a company in HelloKitty). If you are lucky you can buy a company with some export licence, and you don't have to pay for it, because you have to pay only for the basic cost of founding (and upgrading) the company.
I'm not speaking FOR them, you misunderstand. I'm simply saying that this will not be popular with them, and it already is proving to be exactly so. Anything i'd want to say is summed up in this: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-vote-another-day-another-scam-on-russian-soil--882044/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-vot[..]1/20
In metaphorical terms, they have taken our back garden and built a house on it, and now say if we want the land, u'll have to pay for the house aswell. If you don't understand the unfairness, I don't know what to else to say.
Oh great... Anything you wanted to say was summed up by Romanians.
I am one of these Russians you are talking about. And I don't think you have any right to speak for all the Russians here (or anywhere). You are not our president or MoFA.
To be honest, I don't understand why you are so hostile to Americans, Hungarians, Indonesians, Russians, Scandinavians etc. etc. etc. You don't seem to be a humorous optimist, more like a sarcastic misanthrope.
Anyway, being rude to our friends and allies, you are being rude to Russian people as well. Start reading Russian newspapers already, instead of this Romanian and American propaganda bullshit.
A) Stop over reacting, I'm not being rude, i have'nt insulted them.
😎 Even if it was written by Hitler, it would'nt be any less true.
C) I TOLD YOU, i'm not speaking for anyone, i am making a statement, and stating the majority, not the blind few as yourselves.
D) Where the hell did you get my being hostile to Indonesians and Scandanavians. I think you are missunderstanding my the context's in which i speak and would recommend you think before you start criticising me.
Do you speak any Russian?
yes i do, but even if i didnt it wouldn't make me any less eRussian.
Oтличнo, и гдe жe Вы, милoстивый гoсударь, встрeтили этo русскoе бoльшинствo? Уж нe нa румынскиx ли сaйтах?
Чево мне делать на румынскиx сaйтах? Я биру болшенство от форумах и от надежды што еРуские граждани знают когда ими использоютса.
btw, i'd prefer if we mindlessly argue in English as i don't have a russian key board.
Well, you can mindlessly respond me in English, I just wanted to know if you would be able to understand my questions.
Do you mean Cossacks-forum? Because it's the only Russian forum with pro-american position. If you spent some time in Russian-speaking forums or in a Russian-speaking part of this website, you would actually know what the majority thinks.
To be honest, i dnt think there's anyway to know what the 'majority' think because everyone has their own unique opinions. Ofcourse i understand russian, why else would i join this country 😒.
Oh there are too many foreigners pretending being Russian for some reason. Too many Americans feeling tired of being so American and looking for some kind of communist fantasy land. Besides, Russians don't call each other 'comrades' and don't wear these hammer-and-sickle hats, you know.
Not in real life, no.
Чёй-та Алексей Кирамов шпрейхает не по-русски, а по-гуглийски.
Скорее фонетикали.. Исчо один "I don't have russian keyboard"-кун.
ffs. You know full well i have no way to proove i'm russian and you're exploiting that. And if you translate what I wrote back to english, i'm sure it would make no sense, thus prooving i didn't use a translator...