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America - I Love You.....

Day 1,555, 11:20 • Published in USA USA

• by General Cartman Lee

America, I Love You......

I love you more than you will ever know. I loved you before the stars were put in motion, and I will love you when they all burn out and the universe ceases to exist. I will love you from now until the end of time. I know we have had a turbulent relationship, but everything I have ever done, everything I have ever said, I have done it for you. You are beautiful to me, more beautiful than you can ever know. My love for you is boundless and unconditional. I only hope that you can feel the same way about me. We were meant to be together, forever and always.

and I have a question for you....

Comments

Emperor Rick Day 1,555, 11:22

I think America has tried multiple methods of abortion to get rid of you honestly

General Cartman Lee Day 1,555, 11:23

Lulz. NEVER! You will have to get a restraining order against me first!.. and get in line for that one!

ShadowMJ Day 1,555, 11:25

HAIL PIZZA

FlorenciaC Day 1,555, 11:27

poor america

Oblige Day 1,555, 11:30

America says no, and she's going to file for that restraining order.

Johnny Goode Day 1,555, 11:34

America's friend told my friend to tell me to tell you that you're creeping her out and please leave her alone. Also, she thinks your Justin Bieber lunchbox is kinda gay.

Kell Draygo Day 1,555, 11:35

America wants you to shower first, you smell like a spaniard.

Mudsquisher Day 1,555, 11:42

Those who say America says no, must be against what America is about.

America is about freedom. America is about new ideas. America is about taking on the biggest and hardest challenges. America is about expressing itself. America wants PTH.

If anything, you should ask if PTH can handle America.... or can anyone handle it? 😉

pearlowl Day 1,555, 11:43

iNCi loves you, if America says no, we are waiting...

zaaaa

Hydroloc Day 1,555, 12:11

@Mudsquisher, so far anyone but PTH can handle America, so yeah there goes your answer.

Zaletov Day 1,555, 12:41

America doesn't love you pizza

Kemal Ergenekon Day 1,555, 13:39

iNCi loves you Pizza! Stop running after America and let us embrace you!

kaldirdik bekliyoruz zaa

Zaletov Day 1,555, 14:00

PTH thinks hes god?
lold

Arrden Day 1,555, 14:20

We kno you love America. The problem is, you love yourself more. That's something you Far-Right Wing Republican Conservatives could never understand. You love America, but hate Americans.

Hope Solo Day 1,555, 14:49

Viva la Pizza!

Jovan Tekelija Day 1,555, 15:28

Serbia loves you too, buddy!
^ _ ^

Seymourkake Day 1,555, 16:11

Cartman Lee doesn't love America. He just wants to gang rape her with Serbia

Kemal Ergenekon Day 1,555, 17:12

http://i43.tinypic.com/fnzjw3.png

Pizza loves corruption

Dr Heisenberg Day 1,555, 17:24

You have never felt the touch of a woman.

McMason Day 1,555, 20:10

This strikes me as an abuser making excuses for past mistakes.

BlasterXL Day 1,555, 21:29

Yo Pizza ..... America is no le$bian back off !

shiloh13 Day 1,555, 21:59

Silly little sad clown-boy

Thedillpickl Day 1,556, 00:04

You know that 'feeling' when you go to the movie theater and your shoes make that sucking sound as you walk because they are sticking to the floor?

Same feeling here.

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