Alliance Smashes Brutal Invaders!

Day 467, 00:45 • Published in United Kingdom Ireland • by 1nterestingch4racter

Much has happened after my last war update yesterday, detailing about the way we had liberated the East Midlands. Firstly, we signed a peace treaty and MPP with the WM, so that we could work together to block any attacks. They occupied Wales and the Welsh graciously accepted their new rulers, I have been informed that you will still have rights.

Anyway, in a shock surprise attack, the North West and East decided to join forces and march on the WM and on Y&H. Fearing a war on 2 fronts, we wisely handed back control of the liberated EM to it's people and we formed another MPP with them, to stop them being invaded from the East of England. Anyway, the war was going badly for the people of the north, every attack they made was being countered by even better images and insults. Fearing defeat, they adopted a shock tactic, posting in the forums of the south, saying aid us, or else! Needless to say, this just turned the public opinion away from them, as the South West, South East and London have joined our cause.

And then what do the phoney North do? They claim victory in the WM? Who posted the last on all the threads? Who shouted down and claims of defeat and triumphed? who worked as a team to defeat the invaders? US! I declare the battle for the WM over, and we win.

And on to the invasion of Y&H, that was a complete and utter joke. When faced with the image of a cup of tea, I summoned 'yorkshire tea' bags. Dingby had no response to the ultimate image, and, humiliated and defeated, had this to say 'the mobile invasion force has run out of ammo' Out of ammo? Ha!

Join us in our crusade against the evil in the north!
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IndieKid, Commander in Chief