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Day 447, 06:35 • Published in Switzerland Romania

• by ZironiaInc

The almighty God of the Theocracks has come to Switzerland!
Beware the almighty power of meatballs and spaghetti.
So let's focus a bit on the representatives that the almighty Deity:
First off, we have the wanna-be-Dio-because-I'm-not-imaginative -enough-to-come-up-with-my-own-character people like dio akira and dio maskas.Truly a group to be respected and looked up to.I mean wouldn't you look up to people slightly less than average?Some mean people would say almost dyslexic-illiterate-#$#@%!heads.
On the other hand,do you remember the movie Finding Nemo?Didn't you think that there was something not-quite-right with that fish?He seemed a bit off...You get the picture I guess...
What I am trying to say is, that the Theocracks are a force to be taken seriously,again you can take them with a grain of salt...

Nemo,I'm sorry but I have to ask, did you use all the ZAR you stole to buy a social life?If you did I won't hold it against you,you really seem to need it mate.
Cheers.And If our Theocrack friends have trouble reading the whole article(I know I know,it might be a bit too long for them), I'll be more than happy to provide them with a Theocraked translation,which will include the total ignoring of grammar rules and the use of terms that would seem simple even to a five year old.

Comments

Chris Moltisanti Day 447, 06:37

n00b

Simon Visser Day 447, 06:45

Is anyone aware of how they completely bankrupted South Africa?
These people are a force to be reckoned with (I propose war).
If anyone in a different country thinks, "Oh well, doesn't affect me," think again. You could be next to have a bankrupt government.

P.S. We're not so bankrupt anymore.

ZironiaInc Day 447, 07:09

I'm assuming you need a translation kamran?
Sorry that I forgot to mention you,but then again,everyone seems to(forget you I mean) so it should be no new experience for you...

@Simon:War on theocracks would not be politically correct I'm afraid...also the game mechanics don't allow it

Simon Visser Day 447, 07:18

Actually, I ment war on Sweden, and since the Theohacks have 80% of the congress there, Sweden IS them, and they are Sweden.

ZironiaInc Day 447, 07:27

I think you're talking about Switzerland mate.
And no they are not Switzerland,or Sweden for that matter.
They're from a little place I like to call Goons-That-Didn't-Make-It Land.

Nemo Moreno Day 447, 07:35

Wow why this zulu on trees invasion?
Still crying for the lost zar? Oh come on you just can blame yourself and your stupidity, dear zulu 🙂

ZironiaInc Day 447, 07:45

I know I promised to stop talking to fish,but hey,you're too entertaining nemo...
No I'm not crying over lost ZAR,mainly because us tree-dwellers(go for the dictionary,quick!) are actually able to get ourselves up even with people like you around.Whereas you,my little fish are unable to do anything else but steal.Without any class,if I may add.
So I can't really say whose inteligence is doubtable...though I suspect yours...

Nemo Moreno Day 447, 08:17

Oh but you are browsky the great minister of education oh man... you are the most intelligent zulu I have ever seen 🙂

Joey the Redd Day 447, 08:51

I remember how bankrupted SA was at that time. I'd like to have them overthrown.

Joey the Redd Day 447, 08:51

I remember how bankrupted SA was at that time. I'd like to have them overthrown.

Jizzie McGuire Day 447, 09:00

We should send Browski to undermine them. XD

Sad that they have to drag the name of a heavy metal legend through the dirt by putting his him at the front of all their silly names. Dio rocks, and you sirs are no Dios.

Phoenix dactylifera Day 447, 09:02

war against us? haha 😃

Medjugore Day 447, 09:15

LOL

Apeiron Day 447, 11:47

LEL, u'r so funny men

ZironiaInc Day 447, 12:01

Apeiron,if killing a language was a crime,you'd be on death row by now...

wOOnder Day 447, 13:05

Let's finish Dio and spank his kiddies.

Dudley Day 447, 13:36

Beware the almighty power of meatballs and spaghetti (you forgot pizza)!

"War on theocracks would not be politically correct I'm afraid...also the game mechanics don't allow it"

LOL
A war against us! 😃
You'd have no hope!

Brendan E Austerion Day 447, 14:08

"Oh but you are browsky the great minister of education oh man... you are the most intelligent zulu I have ever seen 🙂"

That's not Browski, Nemo...

Jizzie McGuire Day 447, 14:13

Shhh! Shut up Brendan! The only good Pizzacrap is an ignorant Pizzacrap!

n3m0 Day 447, 19:43

why my name in this article? change it since I am older then nemo moreno, or else we will invade your country again! no no.. wwkwwkwkkw just kidding 😛
good luck with you with that... err.. who? BBJ? 😛

kiwifire1 Day 448, 00:25

Then the flush after your done Jizzer.

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