A Special Announcement

Day 656, 14:18 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Top Gun

Today Something Important has happened.
Something that has never happened before in Ireland,



Marriage

It all started two days ago..
We were on the Independent Voices IRC channel.
It's the cool place to be on IRC,for several reasons,including it being the haunt of IRC bot Dare,the spouse of Vyse,it's a place to avoid the spammers and evil people of #e-Ireland and because no IV members hang out there(I joke 😛)

Anyway,Myself and Dubhthaigh were dining together,exchanging jokes and compliments.
We would look to the tables across and chuckle as Dare flirted with other chatters,whilst Vyse slavishly prepared our food.
And then we though,why not do that ourselves?
And thus on that night,we were destined to be together,forever,until someone better(or preferably someone of the opposite sex)came along.




The Wedding Day

Today is the day,the day the world ends,the day time stops,
The Day Top Gun and Dubhthaigh got married.
Of course,for the occasion,we needed a priest!
Sadly we heard that Tayto,our Nation's Main Minister,had died and shrivelled back to his roots of origin(excuse the pun).
So,we tracked him down to his native soil(sorry,that was a bad one too) in Cork & Kerry.
We had to dig him up,wash him down,get him dressed and dash to the Ceremony.

Of course,we hadn't booked anywhere,and the lack of civilization at all in Kerry led us to the conclusion that the lovely hills would have to suffice.



And thus,
Myself and Dubhthaigh became one,
Forever and ever,
Until Death by Brutal Starvation do us part.

Note. We are waiting on our State Dowry,send it to Dubhthaigh,ad I am the breadwinner in this relationship,and the bread baker,somehow...
If you want to send gifts of your own,we would appreciate them

Dubhthaigh and Top Gun