A Modest Proposal
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by Randall Flagg 1999
The current eAmerican CP will most likely disregard anything I write here, but I think some of the ideas I am putting down here have been floating around in many peoples minds.
I'm not going to beat the dead horse of who started this, we all know who did and who is responsible, no need to go over it again. That said, I am calling out to the next eAmerican congress to consider my modest proposal.
We are still close allies of the eAmerican people and always will be. Even with your governments blockade of our resources we know this is not your doing but that of an androgynous ghost of a player.
Therefore I propose to you that once the dust settles we work to rebuild both our countries. First by lifting this blockade so we can reestablish ourselves as the middle power ally we are. Then, and this is where I will take flak, give us Alaska.
Why? Simply because you don't really need it and we do. The eUSA would still have an extra three oil regions after such a gesture of good faith. This war has strained relations to the peak. At first many laughed it off somewhat, knowing that neither side would put to much damage to attack the other, but know we are surrounded and cut off by your governments actions. Only you, the eAmerican people can help us now.
We have a growing eSpain right at our doors and we both need to be at peak to take them down. The mystery wo/man CP has signed a pact with them for now, but it won't last. And once we can get our hands on some Alaskan crude our own military will be better suited to helping your keep economy bonuses from both eMexico and eSpain. Why fight both alone when you can do so with a friend?
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Middle power, what? Take Alaska! Take America!!
It would be nice Randall, but I have my doubts as to our relationship ever being repaired.
The American people have turned on you, they've made it abundantly clear that they don't care about you or your allegiance. A few Americans standing down doesn't change the fact that most are more then willing to fight against you.
P.S. Canada is as much a middle power as I am a middle schooler, if you were to cease to exist tomorrow the world wouldn't even notice.
"...give us Alaska. Why? Simply because you don't really need it and we do."
This is why the Brolliance failed. It was taken for granted.
When Bromance was in bloom, there was mutual respect and courtesy for each other.
You would have gotten further had you asked politely and offered something in return, "May we please have Alaska so that we may demonstrate our trust and faith in you."
That was the eCan I loved and fought for.
What we have in return is our loyalty, which has been freely given time and time again. Now that the eUS administration has brought a pointless and crippling war to us, is it to much to as for a region, which they can spare, when this whole mess has blown over?
I'm sure we can spare something in exchange for Alaska...and I don't mean more of our players, either. Maybe enough of those have gone to the US already. We should have bartered better in that swap, ha!