The Karacticus Method - A Plan for Wales or My Manifesto and other Animals.
Karacticus
Blimey! Is it nearly congress election time again? Well in that case I believe it is about time for me to unveil my super, duper....ah who am I kidding? Its my manifesto- the one thing I dread writing.
These things can become so formulaic and mind numbingly boring. Right let's get the main issue that always crops up out of the way:
I want a Q5 hospital in Wales
Yeah and so do I, but congress has no sway over where a hospital is placed. That is down to the PM and a select few. All I can do is politely ask over and over and over and over again. If we we're in a state of peace with every nation then strategically Wales would be excellent for a Q5 hospital, however, without wars and fighting the need for a hospital would be zero. Its a conundrum.
Right....
What I can do
Sort out the structure and running of the Welsh Regional Council. At the moment it's a shambles. The benefits of sorting it out- gifting for new players, which helps keep them healthy, a fixed point for any information you need and more fun than you can shake a stick at in the Welsh Regional forum.
I could promise you the moon on a stick...
But I wont. Because moons are very gritty and bad for your teeth. All I can promise you is help and guidance. I will make sure that any player from Wales who contacts me will get the advice or help they need.
And in the end...
We need the players who have not discovered the official eUK forum to come and get involved with our community. The only way to help release the potential of this country is by getting involved.
If you build it, they will come
Join the eWales community and let us have muchos fun.
So....
Vote Karacticus for reduced BS and added singing
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Comments
this is a generic comment. move along
Karacticusmaxxx
good luck mate. Hope to join you in congress. 🙂
voted Karacticusmaxxx
Yo Karacticus, I’m really happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Horatio is the greatest candidate of all time!
great read mate wish you the best of luck
UKD Btw
Good luck! Also we can get the moon on a stick if you want, we just need a very big stick!
Sir Terry sir, if Horatio's second name is Jones then he is a great Welsh candidate.
Iain get me that stick!
Don't vote for anyone not named Horatio 😛