War brings out the best in people... [UPDATE]
Harrison Richardson
... and it brings out the worst in us, too.
This article is not written to scold anyone. This article is not written to praise anyone. This article is written to inform the citizens.
First, let's get a few links out of the way:
1) If you have a twitter, check mine (twitter.com/Harrison_USWP) and retweet my message to Stephen Colbert. It's fun and it's a way to get some exposure, perhaps
2) Digg Emerick's new post: http://digg.com/playable_web_games/eRepublik_The_New_World_Online_Social_Strategy_Game_2
3) Join the US Air Force. Really, we need every vote we can get. Put politics aside for a bit. http://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?hl=en&formkey=cjF1WUtYcjcwVF9mSWVHVkRmQ2FaQUE6MA
4. Download Publius' script: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/50385
OK, let's get to the meat of this article. The USA is being invaded right now. So far, we've lost no regions.. good job, USA! However, this is the start of a long war and our friends to the north, Canada, have lost regions. In fact, they have lost far too much in this war. We need to change some things. What can we do? We can fight, we can defend Canada from PTO's, and we can win a war of attrition. We have great allies, and we must fight side by side with them. We must follow orders when given. If someone says not to fight until your last login.. gosh, please, do it! We're not trying to f**k with you, it really is for the best of the nation. If you don't know where to fight, PM someone! I answer nearly every PM I get.
We cannot panic. We may lose a region. We may lose more than one region. America is strong, we're just being tested. Consider this your final exam, America. Pass and you become nationally prominent. Fail and you're gone.. forever.
Spread this word around. Our biggest power is our citizens. Fight in wars and recruit your friends. USA has some godly amount of internet users.. why can't we get people to register? Seriously. Spread the link to some friends.. you get gold if they reach level 6, so it is in your interest too.
I must encourage each and every citizen to join the US Air Force. There is not a more important branch of the military right now
Tradition Pictures
I have no idea who these girls are.. but they are American. They get my vote.
http://www.songsforamerica.net/images/chicks/hot-girls-7774.jpg
HR
Comments
First!
Umm fifth?
i agree voted second
Oooh Second 😃
cool speech brah
Truthiness...eUS FTW...AMERIMAXXX
Exactly. Every citizen needs to follow orders. Today we lost Nova Scotia by about 70k. When the battle was over, more than 70k was up on the wall in Alaska. If those people had followed orders, we could well have had a much better shot to win back a Canadian region that is now safely in French hands for a minimum of 24 hours.
Amerimaxx much?
those r my daughters :/
Tweeted / Dugg / and already flying with the eUSAF. Great article, Mr. President.
Spreading the word, following commands, and voted of course! (...I think the one in the middle is my sister. Well, American she is, too!) To America, to Canada, and to our brave and true allies, we will hold strong, we will prevail!
We here in the UK have decided to formally revoke your independence as soon as we're done with Canada.
Enjoy your last few weeks of independence.
You are not America
Don't forget to post in this thread to promote the eUS on Colbert Nation!
http://forum.colbertnation.com/tcr/board/message?board.id=Stephen&thread.id=3531" target="_blank">http://forum.colbertnation.com/tcr/board[..]=3531
HHHHNNNGGGG
Voted.
Hard times is what makes a weak nation into a great nation!
Mahamou😛 How did fighting against our independence the first time go?
I thought so.
Just point me the right direction and I'll go, guns a blazing!!!
Harrison, the only reason you won is because France bailed your ass out at Yorktown.
This time, though, they are on our side. 😃
PEACE AT HOME!
PEACE IN THE WORLD!
@Mahmoud "This, time, though, they are on our side".
Please.
Go Canada! Go USA! Down With PEACE
lolFrance
Beautiful. And truthful.
Actually, Nova Scotia is safely in the hands of eBritain. *annoyed about it*
And yeah. Britain never succeeded in quashing the United States, not before it was a country and not after. It didn't even take effective action when the country was split down the middle, and when Britain was at its historical strongest. So I'm certainly not even remotely worried about what a bunch of quislings (people who sell out their own country's best interests) say to troll the President's comments.
As for the French, their actions helped a lot. But to say that we won only because of French action at Yorktown? Nonsense. Are you forgetting the Battle of Saratoga, which brought the French into the war? Or how about the Battle of Cowpens, when British regulars under Tarleton were decisively crushed by an American force that consisted of mainly militia? Neither of these had any French help.
Yorktown hastened the end of the war, but the British position by then was so weakened that their loss was ultimately inevitable. So let's not pretend otherwise, okay?
Fail now and we're gone forever. Scary but true we must listen to the president.
i think the "join or die snake" flag should be a picture in this post 😃
Voted!
Tradition pics are back!!!
grechiiiiha enters the discussion!
UK is first. Who will be next? U r loosing your allies.
but girls are really cute😁
HR has once again demonstrated true leadership. Voted. Go eUSA.
@Mahmoud Ibn Abdullah: hahaha totally agree with Jaime Hasten. We beat you so badly. If I remember correctly the French brought ships to prevent Cornwallis from fleeing like a little coward. I state the sixth paragraph, 2nd line, from this address: http://people.csail.mit.edu/sfelshin/sai[..]html" target="_blank">http://people.csail.mit.edu/sfelshin/sai[..]html
"Cornwallis, encamped on the Yorktown peninsula, hoped to be rescued by the British navy."
Awww the "powerful" British Navy couldn't rescue their princess, Cornwallis.. What a shame 🙂But that was about the only thing that the French did. Except for two French commanders, Marquis de Lafayette and Comte de Rochambeau who both didn't do much at all and compared to the greatness of the American Heroes of the Revolution it can pretty much be ignored. 🙂
i saw better girls in California🙂 see you there🙂
I heard the only reason you won in Alaska was the 30k damage that the UK did unofficially? And now you don't have an MPP with us. 😃
'We have great allies, and we must fight side by side with them.' Unless they live in eGermany, then you let eIkea kick the shit out of them.
And, Dude, hot chicks? Pre-op alert on the left.
Those chicks are not hot. The one on the left has an accordion in her mouth.
cool story brah
i fight as well as i can, went broke again , no more guns for me.
: sniffle
masterlaz, Join the National Guar😛 Training Division. Once you graduate and are trasferred to another branch and you will be issued weapons.
>Mahmoud- You know, the last time Britain attacked the US, a hurricane hit them and a tornado tore through a British column of troops. God's wrath anyone?
I have done everything you asked. Also I can vouch that he does answer PMs even from people he doesn't know...like me 😉
Voted. Well said. 🙂
That was the old French this is post surrender France.
Try recruiting on O'Reilly's blog, then Oblermann can denounce you as Worst Person and it's off to the races.
media trolls eat poop and die.
eUK, your time will come.
PEACE, to you we say thanks as we needed some arses to pummel this week.
HR, good job on the article. voted.
UK = faggots :E
soon new russian party eRA will make you suck big russian cocks, dear faggots
hahahahha, it tells you something when you have to go back over 200 years RL to show how everyone how tough you are... in a war you lost. cornwallis? lolololololol et. cet.
Haven't seen even a single one beautiful woman in your "traditional girls" pictures.