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Vote for Change! Vote for Victor Petrescu!
Here's ten reasons why your life as a matzanesian under Victor Petrescu as President would be better:
1. Victor Petrescu is a very nice guy. He's so nice that he'll send you flowers right after he TOs you.
2. Victor Petrescu will make sure that every indonesian apologises for the oppression of the south africans, of the indians, the australians, the pakistanis and of the russians
3. Victor Petrescu will give everyone free drinks and will let you pet his deers.
4. Victor Petrescu has telekinetic powers. He doesn't need to click the work, train, fight buttons. He just has to stare at the computer screen.
5.Victor Petrescu is so powerfull that when he sneezes, Feherlofia Koppany gets a cold.
6. Victor Petrescu is so smart that Zoli secretly wishes he was Victor Petrescu.
7. Victor Petrescu can bend time and space through sheer will power. He also makes damn good pizza.
8. Victor Petrescu once helped deliver a baby hanging from a Apache helicopter.
9. Victor Petrescu supports the legalisation of marijuana.
10. Victor Petrescu does not have a belly button.
On June the 5th YOU have the chance to make a difference. Vote VICTOR PETRESCU!
YES, you CAN!
Comments
Matzaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
well, he should send me some vodka or beer instead of flower
there is only one thing viktor petrescu does not have (and will never ever have): POWER!!!
and what happens when vp farts?
all matza goes home?
@legolas
no, your account gets deleted and you suddenly see life is more than kissing feri's
Dude e 5 iunie....si stiu asta sigur pt ca pe 5 mai a fost ziua mea
Voted...brilliant
Voted !!! Go matza!!!
Lego...go to sleep..man..🙂
@lego: Well, i hate to be the bearer of bad news and burst your idyllic fairytale bubble, but Victor Petrescu (for you Mr. Petrescu from now on)has way more power in erep than you have...So I would suggest you to keep your mouth shut, and stop talking bull__it about other players/enations - at least until you grow a little bit older.
lol romanians....
I really like your president candidate.
i wish our president candidate is as funny as yours.
@gempol: if indeed you like him, then the only thing you should do is to vote for him. He's not necessarily only "our candidate", he might represent "your" interests as well. I don't know why we keep dividing the esociety in which we all live into "us" and "them"?! We are all facing the same daily eproblems and we are not different at all!
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So be good for goodness sake!
So...You better watch out,
You better not cry
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is coming to town.
@marius
no thanks. I still prefer indonesian president.
i just love your sense of humor.