[WCA #1] : Obviously A One Time Applicant
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Australian Warlord
Most people go and boast how grand they are. You're supposed to go on about how you've climbed K9 (you can't say Everest as there's probably a record of who's climbed it) or you could go on about how you're perfect & can never be wrong or maybe you're a Casanova (just being careful about not mentioning Kings Cross or The Valley) or maybe you're a Rambo or even maybe you're going to claim that you're a able bodied Steven Hawking.
You see all types of exaggerated boasts by people noones even heard of. Well I don't need them. I don't need to introduce myself nor make any boast at all. Friends know who I am & enemies see me as the biggest threat in the world.
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I know I'm great. You ain't anybody unless strangers starts making entire threads in your honour.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/forum/topic/95647/australian-warlord-is-tough/1
Noone else with a WCA entry can claim that. Umm is that good I'm not sure ... Of course it is. I mean that everyone who's written about must be good. Lets have a quick flick in the world book to prove it. .....
Ok here's one, a painter, solder president. That sounds good .... lets see .... Hitler .. Aldolf .... .... ummm ok that's just a one time error, lets try again .... A actress .... Lizzy Taylor ..... oh (shiver at the thought of the prune) ..... ..... Ok lets try again .... Check of name first this time .... Jackson Mic.... ummm what was the first one again .... oh wait he supposedly liked the company of young boys too .... .... oh drats. There goes everything that I had been saying. That's it I don't want to win this silly competition anyway.
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Besides I'm sure the placards will be out when I go through the airport turnstiles anyway. I'm sure they're already up waiting (ps : I'll have to do my bit to stop a PTO attempt tomorrow first).
Comments
Voted! I thought there were too many ellipses (...) but a noble attempt
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""or maybe you're a Rambo""
you called? Besides the mention of me and the forum "Australian Warlord is tough", it was quite confusing 😛
Funny, but I doubt actually a serious entry. hehehe.
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No, I think this is a Genuine Attempt.
Although the Humour could use some work.
I understand its meant to be funny, But I nearly fell asleep during the fourth paragraph.
ahah i got to give it to you warlord you got guts your a dangerous person and your not afraid to be hated by saying what you beilve in , but the very reason why i feel you won't get very far in polatics for that very reason.
there are two types of people in the world the people who do things and the poeple who follow, your a doing but your also a risk taker. In voting for you people would be unsure what type of furtre a waits for them but they would be voting for an instant change be it good or bad.
Don't get me wrong i feel you got what it takes but i am the devil advocate.
Just a FYI for AW, this cannot be considered a entry as I have not yet received a link to the article via PM.
@jaybay123 : And which party wants me as a candidate?
@Derek : I was taking the mickey out of several things at the same time. But if you want it in.
AW, the AIP accept members of independant Ideals, thats probably where ur looking.
Good attempt. I like the originality. The anti-hero point of view has not been done before. I didn't know that you would be interested in creative writing, considering your war-ing and all.
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Ahh AW I culdn't compare you to hitler...he has a silly mustache.
And I can't remember which direction the lightning bolts go (seriously).