6 Simple Steps to Make America Better

Day 982, 10:55 • Published in USA USA • by Chocolate McSkittles

1) Wake up on the 2nd of August
2) Eat a nutritious breakfast of your favorite flavor of Honey Bunches of Oats. Or Capn Crunch. Just not Frosted Flakes because while they are good, they are not as good as HoBOs. Do not skip this step as it is vital for the success of step 4.
3) Click this
4) Blast your way past the throngs of people (especially attractive women) on their way to the ballot box to vote for Krems, using force if necessary.
5) Ensure that you are








6) Vote in Croatia on the 5th.

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE MADE AMURRKA BETTER



-Choc