50 reasons why to quit eRepublik

Day 1,530, 13:56 • Published in Slovenia Slovenia • by Ice Killa

It's hard to describe what this article is about, very hard, so it's only up to you to find the sense in it. There are ways, many ways, and it's only up to you to find them, although that's easier said that done. Imagine one day you had to quit eRepublik, you would be forced to do it, which of these excuses would you pick, would you adore them or would they still sometime in the future bring you back. ERepublik is a game where quitting doesn't matter, escaping the friends you made does. Admins are well aware of that, we just can't see it with our own eyes. Brace yourself, here it comes!

50 reasons why to quit eRepublik:
1. You decide to get a life.
2. You decide to get a girlfriend.
3. You are keen to spend more time with your wife, or even decide to dump her - up to you.
4. You make another version of eRepublik.
5. You are drunk and decide to send a ticket that they delete your profile, you do not remember it next day.
6. You go on a world trip in real life, you sell your computer and decide to f*** off with everything.
7. INCI annoys you.


8. Your computer breaks down.
9. You buy yourself a new, big TV.

82 inches!

10. He told you to do it? - who?
11. You are a Serbian and Serbia got deleted, berseker mode on - must flatten the tires of Croatian cars!
12. You begin to hallucinate.
13. Mad headless chickens begin to attack you in the middle of the night!

Run, fools!

14. You are a he.
15. You are f***ing stupid.
16. You don't actually quit, you just tell them you did, sneaky bastard.
17. The apocalypse is upon us - 2012, my dear friends.
18. You are poor or just a jew.


19. I am annoying you.
20. The game is too easy - that's what she said.
21. You adore school, still f***ing stupid.
22. You try to renew your social life via Facebook.
23. You switch eRepublik for other games.
24. You love sleep - but who would waste his precious time on that.
25. You change your identity.
26. WHAT!?
27. You are mortally wounded due to losing.
28. Serbia is #1.
29. You are Greek and butthurt.


30. Shouts annoy you.
31. Your country is allied to your biggest enemy in real life.
32. You keep hearing pointless things.
33. Everything looks silly to you.
34. Girls reject you.
35. You are tired of listening to 14-year olds.
36. Virtual life makes no sense anymore.
37. You make an e-suicide.
38. You devote your life to Playstation3.
39. Get better grades!


40. To spend more Fridays in unknown places in unknown circumstances.
41. To turn from a virtual sheep into a real life one.
42. You are too sexy for your shirt.


43. You hate owls.


44. No beer in eRepublik.


45. Seek for someone to make you a sandwich.
46. Believe in changes.


47. To stop being a nationalistic hater.
48. God exists.


49. Due to The god emperor Dio!

Dio Dio Dio Dio!
50. You learned how to steal.

The list is completed, although you can still add your proposals bellow the comments. This is simply said just a list of the reasons I prefer and think that they would influence on an individual to leave this game. Hard to say if they are all true, they are correct in theory.

Best regards,
Ice Killa aka Howly