eSouth African Haiku
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Deus Ex
The New Onion would like to take this opportunity to encourage more artistic expression about daily life here in eSouth Africa. And what abetter way to express ourselves than by the gentle and soothing art of Haiku? While under occupation by the smiling and tongue-clicking Japanese after the war I took the time to learn some of the art and I think we will all enjoy writing a poem today.
The traditional structure consists of lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables.
Here is mine:
SA is so hot
The sunshine is relentless
I can't find a job
Yes yes folks, I do give autographs but only in person. Okay, now after being inspired by my beautiful yet gentle soul, poured open for all in that stunning poem, how about we all contribute one? Don't be afraid to be creative and try hard!
Comments
Jah is my maker
The rich are my destroyers
I wish I had food
why all of you is not working in cooperative ?
What cooperative? I needed a job in food to increase my food skill, I sent messages to every company manager who ran a quality 1 food store, and that was the end of the story.
How many times have we told you we\'re not japs, stop using a japanese translator on us 😃
Jap too serious
Where is your sense of humor?
Pea-brained monkey man
Jizzie almost free
He has a ticket to ride
Jap torment now ends
Joyous return home
Back to African homeland
Why so few black guys?
Jizzie back home now
Told Japanese to frig off!
I am poor but free
New man on campus
But sings another old song
I could use some food.
Time to go home now
Home, I wish a had a home
Homeless Africans.
Haiku is easy
Very easy to constuct
Just statements in verse.
Leif is an Azzhole
Haiku Is So Very Hard
Vote Me For Mayor
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