The APP - Traitor Party
helia 14
As you may know, the Bremen Clubhouse has started winding down operations in Ireland, due to huge successes there recently (although we have left a few things to remember us by, which will reveal themselves over the coming days, weeks and months).
So is this the end for the BCH? Of course not. The Irish operation was an operation. It was a main aim for us, but it did not define us. We have achieved success there, and will move on.
Now, in a side-operation, we decided to troll a random top 5 political party in the UK by infiltrating and exposing a few of their secrets - CP candidates, manifestos and the like. Nothing major. You may remember us leaking Jhorlins manifesto a few weeks ago.
We settled on The APP. A new political party, coming into existence since we left for darker places (Ireland). We decided to give ourselves a proper introduction, and expose everything they were doing, building up secrets and unleashing them upon the world in one swoop.
However, we found something worse. Much worse.
Before I show you, I must reiterate. The BCH is not a British organisation. We have British, American, Irish (the good part), German and Macedonian members. We assert our independence and right to fuck with the UK as much as we do with the next country. That being said, we do have a lot of love for the UK in return for its efforts in destroying our mortal enemy, the Irish.
It is for this reason that the Bremen Clubhouse today exposes this. Not in patriotism, not in loyalty (the BCH is aligned to no country), but in respect and thankfulness.
It seems The APP has a plan. It is not concrete. It is not certain. But should the opportunity arise, they will hurt the UK dearly. The name of our leak has been edited to 'INFORMANT' to ensure we can carry on leaking things.
Here's the logs:
INFORMANT hey boss
INFORMANT what's the plan they were talking about?
Connor_West oh right lol
Connor_West we have decided to take advantage of this croatian "PTO" threat
Connor_West we will send voters to help them xD
INFORMANT why are we doing that? couldn't they take over the UK?
Connor_West nah they won't as they won't win a CP election and we can keep them out of congress, but it would mean The APP could increase in power
🙂
Yes, that's right. In a petty attempt to climb the party rankings, The APP have secret plans to help the Croatian PTO destroy a political party, in order to secure their place in the top 5.
Personally I couldn't care less if the UK was PTO'd by Serbians or Macedonians. But Croatians help and love the Irish, and that - well, that just can't be tolerated.
Yours,
The Bremen Clubhouse.
(Published by Helia 14 on behalf of the whole house).
Comments
im gonna miss you ! best of luck in life 🙂
Saltydog? Seriously?
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
❤ Hailey
is awesome
Good luck in future venture!
Ok, we'll send you a house, so u'll be healthy when u'll come back.
My name isn't hard to spell in full. It is:
Jokin' fun Brahmin
or something like that
pls dont donate houses! i wanna die, and am tired of lots of things here!
though i'll come back again, thats for sure! :')
yea you suck at quitting, so no farewells : 3
Thanks for being a good friend to me and the eUK at points, good luck in whatever you do next 😁
helia 14
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Another one bites the dust.
Glad to have known you helia, good luck in whatever you want to do in the future!
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Be well Hailey!
oh noes pleaseee dont die ❤
Best of luck in life ❤
old person is old
BOOOOOO
no Pimp, no votes
luv u pimp! ❤
almost gone, but got in my last goodbye
A lot of good people have been quiting as of late.
Goodbye and good luck, best of luck in life.
I'll miss you! 🙁
o/
Horice ):
will miss you!
i'm truly wondered of that...
Can't believe you are leaving again. I will really miss a person like you..
🙁 Miss you! See you on Vnations 😃😃😃😃
I wub you Helia ;_;
Are you still here?
Bye hailey! I wish you the best of luck. I'm over in vnations if you want to do talk arsenal there too. 😛
Omg my name 😛
😘 Hailey ...
aaa...friends foreverr!!