6 Simple Steps to Make America Better
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Chocolate McSkittles
1) Wake up on the 2nd of August
2) Eat a nutritious breakfast of your favorite flavor of Honey Bunches of Oats. Or Capn Crunch. Just not Frosted Flakes because while they are good, they are not as good as HoBOs. Do not skip this step as it is vital for the success of step 4.
3) Click this
4) Blast your way past the throngs of people (especially attractive women) on their way to the ballot box to vote for Krems, using force if necessary.
5) Ensure that you are
6) Vote in Croatia on the 5th.
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE MADE AMURRKA BETTER
-Choc
Comments
This one deserves a Pulitzer
First to comment. Will not endorse candidates but do stress that all do vote to express their rights as citizens
dang .. wasn't first.
Can I pour beer on my Capn Krunch?
1 Step to make America better - Don't attack countries for the fun of it, espacially when they are Russia.
Krems for a better Amerrrka. Then off to Broatia.
Also Frosties are way better than HoBO's
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I kream myself for krems
CHOC
Made of Truth!
"1 Step to make America better - Don't attack countries for the fun of it, espacially when they are Russia."
This.
I am Croatian!!!!!!!!!!!
7. ????
8. Profit!
murka means rage in indonesian
2nd of aug is my RL 16th bday
Good article. Voted 🙂
I <3 u
me too 😁
FIONIA FOR PRESIDENT!!!
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Hail Croatia!
Hail USA!
voted
/me loooves facts that you have preliminaries
good article, would vote again.
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Frosted Flakes aren't good...they're guuuuuuuureat!
This one deserves a few pounds of HoBo's.
Damn, Tyler took words right out of my mo... keyboard.
Hmm. If Krem wins, I win. If Fiona wins, I might still win. If Pizza wins, I'll eat my hat.