[YEAH RIGHT!] ENGLISH VERSION! THIS IS WHAT I THINK ABOUT PLATO SO FAR...

Day 470, 09:40 • Published in Indonesia Indonesia • by wander howard

PICTURE DESCRIPTIONl: Plato with his murderous look
I'M SMART YER STUPID
SO WHACHA YER LOOKING AT HUH?? YOU WANNA DIE HUH???


ENGLISH VERSION, DON'T WORRY GUYS!

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I just logged in again after a severe electrical trouble in my neighborhood, so we have to stay in dark for a few hours. At first, I couldn't get into Erep, they say it's maintenance stuff. So, I went into chat room. The first words I heard is already controversial:

Amrozi (nama disamarkan) : Admin sh*t, it's all PLATO's fault!!
Samudra : Yeah, Admin don't even have sh*t!

Then, I managed to get into Erep. Just a few seconds enjoying what was promised to be easier and more pleasant feature, a small teeny weeny flash appeared which made my temper raise. Then, there's this beardy bawdy bullshit man called Plato who was so nice that in just 5 seconds he had managed to make me get hypertension!

STRAIGHTAWAY I WRITE IN IRC:

IS THIS JUST MY FELLING OR THE FEATURE LOOKED RUINED
THIS SO CALLED PLATO IS MAKING ME SICK, ARROGANT, PUNY,
THIS IS MODERN AGE YOU KNOW, NOT PRIMITIVE TOGA AGE!!
GREECE JUST GOT HER INDEPENDENCE AFTER BEING TRAMPLED BY TURKEY IN ALL AGES AND MEMORY, SO THE HELL THIS PUNY GUY CAN ADVISE ME?
WE ARE A ONE OF RANKED NATIONS IN THIS WORLD, NOT POOR AND STUPID LIKE PLATO

And this guy shamelessly spoke:
"Hello, young citizen. I'm Plato, your personal advisor and mentor. I'll be guiding you through the New World. I urge you to take part in the great combat - the combat of life, that is – which is greater than every other earthly conflict."

Now listen to THAT! From start he made no attempt to teach us how to combat! ANARCHIST, MAD, SENILE, BEARDY, WHAT A THUG!? NO WONDER TURKEY GOT FED UP WITH GREECE, THIS MONKEY MUST BE ONE OF THE RIOTING PARTY UPSTARTS!.

After that, there is a picture of HEADLESS CHICKEN, MAINTENANCE, WHICH SICKENED ME, But you know what that created a new joke of the day.

CARE TO GUESS WHY A HEADLESS CHICKEN COULD REPAIR COMPUTER CIRCUIT?
The answer is: /// THIS PROVES THAT BRAIN IQ IS NOT EVERYTHING....
OR THE CHICKEN GOT BRAINS ON ITS KNEECAP, But that kind of answer doesn't explain whether this chicken eats with a hose from its neck or from transfusion.

I tried to hold a rein to my patience and many people in IRC began to make me laughing stock, or was it Plato? Well... Anyway, in vengeance I tried to play and torment Plato a bit.

This beardy drunken man dared to claim : "POSSESSING VAST EXPERIENCE TO HELP NEWBIES" kaya like in this advertisement

You all knew I just played for One Month, and though I have been a Congress and Lv. 14, but i thought it's never too late to learn, or to be humble to study from even a jerk, so naturally I want to know what kind of advice this Plato can offer me.

Without order, this beardy dork had already peddled his share of knowledge! He explained unimportant pictures which is very significant for those who want to pay Admin cash to become president from Lv. 1.
Then, there appears: No Thanks, and Next Tip Option.

Seeking to learn, I clicked on Next Tip lah.
But this Plato fellow's picture turned smaller, as if he looked at me with undermining look... Then he sort of went on strike, selfish, flaunting self-importance, like he is the king of the world, saying: "At this moment I have nothing to say!"

THE HELL YOU ARE! THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL GIVING ADVICE? GIVING TIP ONLY WHENEVER YOU FEEL LIKE?! YOU SAID YOU WANNA GIVE NEXT TIP! I WANT MY NEXT TIP DAMMIT!

I rushed to sing aloud in my IRC:
BUAT APA PLATO / BUAT APA PLATO (WHAT USE IS PLATO? WHAT USE IS PLATO?)
PLATO ITU GAK ADA GUNANYA (PLATO IS GOOD FOR NOTHING!)

Then people in IRC scold and remarke😛 Just ignore the b&*ch, useless
But there's another one whose language was so FLOWERY that it would be a Nobel Failure to not put it in : LILY LIVERED, CHICKEN DUMPLING, CAT'S LICE, CATFISH' DUNG PLATO!
There are those who are quite polite : Plato is making my connection all lagging!!
There are those who asked us to sit down for a coffee: Why getting worked up? Just relax! (I bet he already got his share of CHICKEN HEAD Soup earlier...)

Admins, you all may be silent like dead socrates, but that's not all the trouble from Plato Host! Wherever I go there is this small annoying flash window that needed a real killing!

I conclude that is all because this SwineY Plato!
Bah! Bah! Bah!