[WHPR] It's starting to look a lot like Eagles

Day 3,320, 12:47 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room


Dateline: Thursday, December 22th, 2016 (Day 3,320)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, the White House

Contents:
The Eagle’s Vacation:
The Eagle’s Christmas Wish:
The Story to End All Stories Continues:




Look how happy kody is

The Eagle’s Vacation:

Greetings everyone, MCKitkat here with the WHPR because our resident WHPR writer, kody5. has gone on vacation and abandoned eRepublik. He shall be missed. However, this means you are stuck with me until he returns, so prepare to be entertained and mesmerized by my amazingness. Seriously, I don’t want to inform my spanish overlords that you dislike me, don’t make me leave this country. please, I really hate the spanish cuisine.





The Eagle’s Christmas Wish:

I know most of you are probably out there spending time away from eRepublik and with your family, your friends and your loved ones but I’m sorry to inform you but get your butts back here like immediately. Congress Elections fall on the 25th, so instead of opening your presents, how about you log into eRepublik and vote for your party. I mean, doesn’t that count for something. In fact, forget Christmas with your family and spend it in eRepublik, we have all you ever will nee😛

Presents [Check]
Santa [Check]
Family Drama [Check]

In other notes, the Airshout Giveaway is still running and fingerguns has massive prizes for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, so even more reasons to stay home and play eRepublik. Simply Shout our Air Battles or any Air Battles of our allies and profit. Also, don’t forget to tune in on Friday for Pfeiffer’s stream to see fingerguns lay the verbal smackdown onto the UK representative AaronMDaniels in a memorable Epic Rap Battles of eHistory.





The Story to End all Stories … Continues:

Day 87: I’ve explored the entire Complexes and have found little food and water, this will probably last for 20 days max, so I need to ration the food. I have starting scrapping my clothes for food as to spare a few bites from the real food. I tried calling and morsing information of our stay outside but Iam unable to hear anyone.

Day 99: The documents for fire have run out and despite finding a server with eMails, I can’t use it to make fire so instead I have decided to burn all other furniture including the portraits of owls.

Day 120: I had to increase the rations of clothes to stay alive as food is really getting low. I’m hoping to find prey outside otherwise it’s gonna be harsh. So far no sign of rescue.


That’s it lads, hope you liked the WHPR edition without kody5.

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