[WGC] How to Spot a Hungarian Takeover
Day 542, 12:44
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Published in Canada 
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by Dade Pendwyn
Canadian Conduit - Issue #33
Are you sick of those pesky Hungarians popping into Canada and trying to take it over? Want to know how to spot those sneaky little critters before they gain parliamentary control? Just look for these signs and you’ll be calling in the exterminators in no time.
1) They show up the day before or day of Party President election day.
2) They run for Party President in the party with the fewest congressional seats because they think it’s the least active.
3) They have a nauseatingly stereotypical avatar that no self respecting Canadian would actually have. Popular choices are Canadian flags, beavers, lumberjacks and maple syrup (in other words, the way foreigners imagine Canada).
4) They work for a company with a Canadian Flag as a logo so they’ll somehow appear more patriotic.
5) They mention in shouts that they can be found on a Hungarian irc channel (#boffin on mibbit).
6) Their donation list is full of those ugly PEACE circles.
7) They have no friends, yet they have a lot of 20 gold donations to and from Indos and Hungarians.
So there you go. Just look for those 7 tell-tale indicators and you can get rid of those varmints in no time. If you’re wondering why somebody who was born only a month ago is running for Party President, and how that person has transferred donations of dozens of gold with other PEACE members, that’s for a future article. It’s called “How to Spot a Multi”.
Your friendly neighbourhood exterminator,
Dade Pendwyn
*For those of you who aren't the brightest crayon in the box, Netfalo is a Hungarian multi trying to take over the PPC.*
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feel free to give the hungs your love at the mibbit[webirc] server, room #erep
"Popular choices are Canadian flags, beavers, lumberjacks and maple syrup (in other words, the way foreigners imagine Canada" lol
well that f-ing sucks🙁
Hopefully they don't read this, or else they'll know what not to do next time 🙂
The Big Yellow Evil Eye is watching you, Hungarian Multis....
Damned Hungarians.
Funny yet true.
"3) They have a nauseatingly stereotypical avatar that no self respecting Canadian would actually have. Popular choices are Canadian flags, beavers, lumberjacks and maple syrup (in other words, the way foreigners imagine Canada)."
You forgot Igloos... Canadians all live in Igloos don't we?
*sigh* now i have to take the Canadian flag off my avatar that i spent an hour editing with paint..... damn Hungarians
BenMartin...that name has an awfully Magyar ring to it......
With them constantly trying this in multiple ecountries around the eworld, why haven't we gotten a consortium together to attempt the same action in eHungary itself? Wouldn't this put the focus back on their own country, rather than letting them annoy us like little cockroaches, scurrying around every time we turn off the lights?
They are tenacious little buggers I'll give em that...
TO prevented, good job Dade for catching this quickly
good job John for mass messaging every1 😛
haha 3) They have a nauseatingly stereotypical avatar that no self respecting Canadian would actually have. Popular choices are Canadian flags, beavers, lumberjacks and maple syrup (in other words, the way foreigners imagine Canada).
you forgot polar bear everyone thinks that we ride polars instead of cars
Glenn - we don't have the population. We'd need to organize a couple thousand votes for that to be possible. The cost would cripple us.
HAHAHA!! Awesome Tips Dade, and HALARIOUS COMMENTS!
God I freakin love my fellow canadian! haha wicked stuff.
I jumped onto a hun chat and disrupted things for fun most of the day, it was great.
You forgot #😎 They end every sentence with the word "eh"
Sorry, but I don't think we will stop this. We can't:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/vote-for-congress-802514/1/20orry" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/vote[..]0orry
nice article, greetings from Hungary 🙂
ps: "BenMartin" name does NOT sound hungarian at all.
ps2: the "sentence-ends-with-eh" thing, well thats mostly true but only when it is complaining about something.
lakk, they were being ironic😛
and the "eh" ending is typical of Candadians : )
Btw, i love Canadians, especially Cobie Smulders😉 Oh, and, are you really afraid of the dark?😃 Just kiddin🙂
Iakk, the Benmartin thing was a joke. Josh-hun...what are you talking about?
We should be doing the same thing.
We should be learning from the Hun mistakes, and apply
the lessons learned in returning the favour.
The most efficient way of taking over the world is to make everyone believe they are free.
These Hun takeover attempts just reek of amatuer hour.
man, i havn't felt this pissed snice those guys at FOX made fun of our army.