[WCA #1] A Humble Invitation
Day 530, 22:09
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Published in Australia 
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by Ambrose Didymus
A quote from the WordCrafter Arena Announcement:
"In it you must introduce themselves to the readers"
Sigh...
Forgive me for cringing, my assembled audience; however I come before you today with disdain on my lips. How can I not, when those who are to judge this very entry have already treated the English language with so much brutality?
My name is Ambrose, and there is not a soul among you who has the capacity to challenge my towering genius. The ability to craft pearls of perfect prose requires an eminent intellect that you all sorely lack.
Rather than overwhelm you all into submission, I humbly submit an invitation to you. Read my words closely during this word crafting extravaganza and perhaps you'll come away from the experience with some insight sharper than your current dull thoughts.
Take this opportunity to look at the world from the perspective of a giant and allow my prestigious talent to shape your eLife into something worthwhile.
"In it you must introduce themselves to the readers"
Sigh...
Forgive me for cringing, my assembled audience; however I come before you today with disdain on my lips. How can I not, when those who are to judge this very entry have already treated the English language with so much brutality?
My name is Ambrose, and there is not a soul among you who has the capacity to challenge my towering genius. The ability to craft pearls of perfect prose requires an eminent intellect that you all sorely lack.
Rather than overwhelm you all into submission, I humbly submit an invitation to you. Read my words closely during this word crafting extravaganza and perhaps you'll come away from the experience with some insight sharper than your current dull thoughts.
Take this opportunity to look at the world from the perspective of a giant and allow my prestigious talent to shape your eLife into something worthwhile.
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Wow!
Impressive use of the semi-colon. We all have a lot to learn from you
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i will keep track of "The eFinancial Review" i feel they are a well inform new group
org posting ftw!
haha, very funny.
However, your intellectual prowess is useless when put against my spontaneously appearing super powers. You may be able to out smart me with your sharp and crafty words that take a state of formality with their similarity to middle english however, my super powers are capable of destruction to an extent that no man can speak of their true ability to destroy property and person.
Although your supreme intellect may allow you to think of crafty ways to get you out of troublesome situations my super powers are too much for even pure intellect to defeat.
hahaha, Only joking, nice entry.
“Size matters not, ... Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?”
Indeed Dearest Ambrose! A most impressive feat you conjure; your proficiency with language is far above even my own flair and aptitude.
I sense a worthy opponent. Your loquaciousness intrigues me. You may indeed come to grace the surrounds of my literary salon someday. : )