[TIA] The heroes return

Day 1,469, 11:10 • Published in USA USA • by Alexandr Sunbeliever III

Русскоязычным посонам — тупо вотайте дабы хохол стал вицепрез-ом СШАшки. Спасибо.


In our time of need, when most of our heroes are permabanned or have been 2-clicking for so long they may have as well been permabanned, we need somebody who can turn the tide with his charisma, intelligence, experience and a huge dick ability to organize people for new great achievements. This person must be more than just another fag from another party, but the real leader of this glorius nation.



He should be like Dio, to cleanse the land of America of flawed Poles and Servs. This man will make your girlfriend wet like a bitch in heat, his awesomness should cure people from cancer, AIDS and homosexuality at the same time. Obviously, no one else can match the popularity and the majesty of this mastodon of world geopolitics. This person has an experience as a president and cooperation with international alliances.



As you may have guessed, I am talking about myself. After these presidential elections I will be Glove's right hand, and afterwards, should Satan not muck with the results too much, Vice-President of the United States of America. Perhaps he is not as cool a dude as I am, and he had sex with fewer women at the same time than I have, but I guarantee you that if in some unexpected way the devil will be able to stop his crusade through Spain - I'll cover his ass.