Join the new world

Few hours ago Oblige told me, that if I would not return to my duties in State Department, I would be deported back to Russia. An idea to meet 2000th day of New World in eGULAG doesn’t seem attractive to me, so today, my dear readers, I’ll tell you what happens in Ukraine, Russia and Belarus last time. I beg your pardon for absence of pictures — temporary I’m out of access to my primary PC and forced to use devil’s machine «eeePC 901». We are together again, I’m Alexander Sunbeliever and that’s my show.

→ Русская версия для тех, кто (как, собственно, и я) прогуливал английский в школе.



At the remains of the time devoted to mass repression, Russian government makes closest neighbours to enjoy the benefits of democracy. Being harmless and peaceful people, Russians never encroach on the territorial integrity of small states; they satisfies their killer’s instinct with extermination of intelligentsia and class enemies into their own society.

But incredible thing happens. After Russia accidentally occupied Latvia and Lithuania and gave territory back with many apologies to the legal holders, Latvian citizens felt nostalgia about great times they have in Soviet Union. By their own will and confirming the sincerity of with newly accepted NE low, Latvian Soviet Socialistic Republic moves forward to reunite in strong totalitarian family. But, unfortunately, their happiness didn’t last for a long and after few passionate days there was new contract signed; according to it, Latvia got all regions back except one, which was given without any charge under the gentle guidance of general secretariat of CPSU.



Belarus was successful defending against Lithuanian assault, and even started counterattack and no doubts they have good chan... Oups. It just seemed to be. They are occupied again.

In Ukraine some government refused somebody to give some money, somebody argued with somebody else, another somebody was banned, there was article written about somebody, and all of them are still under Turkish occupation all this time.

I hope I won’t be fired and you’ve got some fun.

Respectfully Yours,
Sunbeliever