The Word is back! on 5/17/09

Day 544, 14:45 • Published in USA Romania • by Donovanator

Sorry my internet connection was horrible- oh and I kinda changed the layout of 'The Word' - do you like?

The Consumer's Word
~ Food prices have gone down to $1.14 (from $1.31)
~ Gift prices have gone up to $2.73 (from $2.69)
~ Gun prices have gone up to $8.18 (from $8.17)
~ Moving Ticket prices have gone up to $10.53 (from $10.20)
~ House prices have gone down to $202 (from $281.4😎

The Manufacturer's Word (from not yet available)
~Grain prices are at 0.45
~ Diamond prices are at 0.85
~ Iron prices are at 1.6
~ Oil prices are at 0.39

The Political Word
~ You may now place your congressional candidature .
~ Rhode Island was secured by USA in the war versus Ireland ( 2 hours ago )
~ Ireland attacked Rhode Island, USA (yesterday)
~ USA signed an alliance with United Kingdom (yesterday)
~ Tax proposal of tax changes for iron were rejected (yesterday)

The Economist's Word
(the page is down today)
GDP:N/A
Exports:N/A
Imports:N/A
Inflation:N/A
GDP Per Person:N/A

The Fun Word

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.