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In the mood of Christmas and sharing I thought I'd share this lovely story with you. It's a real Christmas story about a Man named Glorious NecroFrinch who was a crazy.


I hope you'll all like the story and like the fact that I shared it with you so that you guys on your turn can share a few clicks (to be more precise: one click on the vote button and one on the subscribe button) with me.



The NecroFrinch who Almost Stole Christmas


Every eUKer Down in eUK Liked Christmas a lot…
But the Glorious NecroFrinch, Who lived just north of eUK, Did NOT!
The Glorious NecroFrinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that Pierric fapped his sandwich too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his penis was two sizes too small.
Whatever the reason, His penis or his pubes hair-bucké,
He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the ee-Uukay
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Glorious NecroFrinchy frown,
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every optimist down in eUK beneath,
Was busy now, hanging a mistletoe wreath.
“And they’re not calling Indie a Nazi!” he snarled with a sneer,
“Tomorrow is Christmas! It’s practically here!”
Then he growled, with his NecroFrinch fingers nervously drumming,
“I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!”
For Tomorrow, he knew, all the eUK’s girls and boys with Winston on hold,
Would wake bright and early. They’d rush for their training gold!
love! love! love!
That’s one thing he hated! The love!
LOVE! LOVE! LOVE!
Then eUK’ers, young and old, would sit down to a feast.
And they’d feast! And they’d feast! And they’d FEAST!
FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
They would feast on Midgetland-pudding, and rare eCanadian Syrupmine roast beast.
Which was something the Glorious NecroFrinch couldn’t stand in the least!
And THEN They’d do something He liked least of all!
Every eUK’er down in eUK, the commies, the capi’s and the small,
Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.
They’d stand hand-in-hand. And Hassan would start singing!
He’d sing! And He’d sing! And HE’D SING!
SING! SING! SING!
And the more the Glorious NecroFrinch thought of Hassan’s Christmas Sing,
The more the NecroFrinch thought, “I must stop this whole thing!”
“Why, for over Two years I’ve put up with it now!”
“I MUST stop this Christmas from coming! But HOW?”
Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
THE NECROFRINCH GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
“I know just what to do!” The NecroFrinch laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick Woldy Mustache and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, “What a great NecroFrinchy trick!”
“With this coat and this Moustace, those stupid eUK’ers will fall for my Woldy Trick!”
“All I need is a Whale…” The NecroFrinch looked around.
But, since Whale’s are scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Frinch? No! The NecroFrinch simply said,
“If I can’t find a Whale, I’ll make one instead!”
So he called his Elephant, Meghan. Then he took some blue thread,
And he tied a big fin next to her head.
THEN He loaded some inventory slots
On a sleigh And he hitched up old Meghan and started his plan of odds.
Then the NecroFrinch said, “Dildo’s down below!” And the sleigh started down,
Toward the homes where the eUK’ers Lay asnooze in their town.
All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.
All the eUK’ers were all dreaming sweet dreams of trolling and spamming without care.
When he came to the first little government orgs on the square.
“This is stop number one,” the old NecroFrinchy-in-a-Woldy-suit hissed,
And he hacked in the org, empty slots in his fist.
He wanted to steal all of eUK’s gold
But quickly realized that: “old plan is old”
Two Guys named Widdows and Roadrunnerspeed
Already preceded NecroFrinch in this awful deed
So back to the forum NecroFrinch returned
From where he could flame, till others get heavily burned
Now he trolls on the forum with no fear nor shame
Everyone knows him, he’s a troll with certain fame.
But Let’s give him a pad on the shoulder and say “niggaplease”
“Stop the trolling, sit with us and eat some Dutch cheese”
The NecroFrinch liked this though and with a, never-seen-before-smile
He stopped all the spamming, trolling and “Phoenix sucks” for a while

Merry Christmas all!!!