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[PM] The Return of the King!

Day 3,903, 11:24 • Published in United Kingdom

• by 10 Downing Street

Greetings Britons!

Recently, a Civil War was waged in our country. People have been understandably upset with the lack of interesting things occurring, and the new administration would like to know from you what you would like to see happen. Will it be a war with another country? a training exercise to keep us busy? Perhaps it's time we reclaim the thirteen colonies that were long ago stolen from us? Whatever it is you think, please do let us know!

We have nothing against the ousted Prime Minister personally, and the UK has had some far worse Prime Ministers than him in the past, but there has been a sense of dullness pervading throughout Britain, and it is about time we....

In another piece of jolly good news, in his role as Oliver Cromwell of the eUK, UKs Finest has also proclaimed that King William the Great is the rightful Prime Minister, President, and Sovereign of the eUK. Woldy has been arrested and confined to the Tower of London to await his fate.

We strongly encourage all parties to endorse King William the Great in the upcoming election on the 5th of August. He has been made caretaker Prime Minister on two different occasions, so it's time we give him a full term!

Comments

Sir Humphrey Appleby Day 3,903, 11:47

why don't you delete this article in theme with your contributions to the other democractic body in parliament

so long as you're prepared to pay for your egomania I and the lads will continue to jeer it

Septuagenarian Day 3,903, 12:07

This is Ajay, Alfa has given him the keys to this org

Sir Humphrey Appleby Day 3,903, 12:25

even alfag doesn't deserve the insult; but I couldn't tell the difference

Septuagenarian Day 3,903, 12:06

Make Britain Great Again?

It's been the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland for as long as I remember. As you're a colonial you must realise Britain has always been great.

Maybe one day you colonials can aspire to greatness but I fear there is too much orange hair on the wrong side of the Atlantic for the colonies to ever achieve anything above the mediocrity that they seem to cherish more than anything.

AMD. Day 3,903, 16:14

nah youre a cuck

El Speverino Day 3,903, 23:13

Jd Jack Serenade Day 3,904, 07:29

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