[MoHA] Official Government Recommendations for Party Presidential Elections
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Hail Astrid
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Hello eUK
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As an official government agency, it is not MoHA's place to tell the
Election time is an exciting time in the eWorld. Smear campaigns, false promises and general tomfoolery often take place, and the common man can often be duped into voting in a leader who does not know what's best for them. Thus, as the eUK's leading ministry in providing you with the information you deserve, but not the information you need right now, I have taken the liberty of providing official government guidelines in regard to who to vote for in the upcoming Party Presidential Elections.
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| TUP
MoHA wholly endorses that you do not vote for either of the available candidates, as they are both active and capable citizens. Combine that with the fact that an active TUP is a dangerous one, it is every TUP members' civic duty to skip this election and continue two-clicking.
| UKPP
MoHA officially sanctions King William the Great as the UKPP's rightful leader and true king, on the basis that he has said so several times, so he must be right. Please refrain from voting for Mad Pauly, as he may actually produce intelligent and witty articles if he is elected PP, and we cannot condone this reprehensible behaviour.
| UKRP
MoHA, after much deliberation, has decided upon Sir Winston S Churchill as the UKRP's new leader. He has demonstrated Nostradamus-like powers when he predicted that Appleby would do nothing during his term, and, miraculously, Appleby did not do anything during his term. In trying times like these, Winnie's supernatural powers will surely come in handy. MoHA hopes that you do not make the foolish choice of voting for WookieO, primarily on the basis of hairiness.
| BDP
Little is known about the ultra-secretive cult known as BDP, even to spies within the MoHA. Therefore, we, uh... don't know what to say. Vote Prince Harry?
| WRP
MoHA insists upon Rafay Ahmed being the next WRP PP, solely on the basis that I'm pretty sure the WRP PP seat has a permanent a** groove in the shape of AMD's bottom by now.
| ESO
In perhaps the tightest election battle of the season, MoHA hopes that you vote Mr Cherry in as PP, solely so that he can say that he "popped his cherry". Heh, heh. Do not make the mistake of voting Popovic as it was revealed recently that he is not running for ESO presidency, but rather ESP presidency. And also he's running for Dictator soon, and he should not be burdened with the weight of carrying ESO (Domesticated male yaks can weigh between 350 and 580 kilograms) as well.
| PCP
Yeah you really don't have much of a choice. At all. One candidate. Has eCommunism come to mirror real life communism?!
| The Real Spamicans
One candidate as well!
| The Techno Party
A one-candidate election! Skrillex did not die for this!
| Tory Party
YOU HAVE ZERO F*CKING CANDIDATES
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It is believed that with the right combination of leaders, the eUK will finally achieve its true potential and become full potato. Hopefully, by following the instructions above, you, too, can break free from the confines of the human condition and gain inner peace as a starchy carbohydrate.
Thank you and eat rice
Hail Astrid
Minister of Hail Astrid
Comments
lol Go the spuds!
Wholeheartedly supported (except for the ESO one, because - obviously - it would be unethical for me to endorse one candidate. Anyway, they're both fecking ace)
Great 😃
ENDORSED FOR MOHA
LIES
We know commandeer this article! Hand it over!
Confirmed. MoHA doesn't care about elections. Except mine. But no one else in MoHA cares about mine 🙁
Damn your avatar goes so well with that comment
Who are you calling domesticated ? I will bite *grunt grunt*
Well you have been seen using the human toilets :/
I was inspecting rather than partaking *cough*
THEN EXPLAIN THE YAK PAT!
This feel like a witch hunt. Next you'll be calling me a nazi, claiming that was me howling on a hill at full moon last tuesday and that I didn't go round the world in 80 days like jules verne said I did. People sometimes forget that I and that cat on mewsnight might be the only member of the animal kingdom unextinct that can hold a conversation with you self-obsessed humans. You make that Nigel pint swilling cigar smoking plane crashing Farage bloke on TV look like a decent guy. This is me officially announcing that I am in a big sulk. A sulk so big that I might just go quiet suddenly and unexpectedly any second n.o.w.
NOOO! I RECRUITED YOUU!
We may need to go on Jeremy Kyle to sort this out once and for all
When VM gives me my recruiting fee ill pay you off
Gold buys my loyalty heh heh
Thank you
Winston4Change
That's right. A vote for me would be a vote for activity in the UKPP and an increase in my media output. A vote for Willy might produce a single Mewsnight next month, if that. So vote Willy so I can sleep more.
Willy4Sleep
Dammit. No catnapping for me, I appear to have won some election or other...
please, it is a lovely ergonomic chair that was moulded atop the Khibinsky Mountains to specifically suit my body shape.
I didn't know governments "recommend" who you vote for in a "free" country
Learn something everyday
You know nothing.
Jon Snow?
Welcome to China
Can you accept my friend request pl0x
He still hasn't accepted mine. I'm waiting for his bleats about being "excluded" through his own inaction or pompous arrogance.
well worth a chuckle, looks like satirical humour appears to be lost on at least one person
The best part is it's not even the real MoHA
one day they may even realise it
Tangbod is not too bright 🙂
still sharper than you
Hmm Dapper, it looks like you are the not to bright one.
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omg!
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omfg!