[KWGSU] Interview with King William the Great
Pannonian Nomad
Hello good people of the eUK, I present you an interview with our spiritual leader, King WIlliam the Great.
Hello King William. Firstly, thank you for your time for this interview.
- You're welcome.
So, tell as a few word about yourself...
- I am the one true king of the UK! That should be enough for everyone. Next question please.
OK. Let us go straight to your eRepublik agenda, what could you tell us about this?
- I have four main subjects that I plan to resolve. Let us sort them like this: eJews, eBlacks, eWomen and eMuslims.
Interesting...could we go over them one by one? So, eJews...
- For the eJews I have a final solution. Half of the eJewish accounts will be permanently banned and half would be deported to eIsrael.
But how do you find the eJews?
- They have a lot of gold and they buy packs!
OK, what about the eBlacks?
- Simple. If you are black in real life, you can only work for 0.10 citizen currency (only in raw materials production) and you are the last one to fight in battles.
eWomen....
- Female eRepublik players should be involved only in one aspect of the game - working in food production. As we know, the woman's place is in the kitchen.
Of course. And what about the Muslims?
- Airstrike every muslim country o7
Great stuff. Finally, tell our readers, are you a troll or an idiot?
- Yes!
Thank you for your answers o7
- ONWARDS!
Too bad this interview is made up...or is it?
Party meeting today at 18:00, usual place. We are giving every party member supplies of nothing o7
Comments
Genuinely unsure whether this is real or made up...
Yes
Great interview and fantastic insight into our would-be Dictator (if anyone were stupid enough to vote for him, that is 😉 )
Hail King Woldy.
Hail the rightfull King of UK.King Woldy
Isn"t that gay flag PN,hope I am wrong 🙂
couldn't get past dat ass, pls put words in separate article next time