[KSM - BUAT MENGGAIRAHKAN KSM] THE TRAGEDY OF TO!

Day 483, 09:24 Published in Indonesia Indonesia by Elros Elrond

PADA KAGA MAU IKUT KSM YA? JANGAN SAMPAI GUE OPER DUITNYA KE ROMANIA APA MAGYAR...






One bright spring day on February...
Di suatu hari yang cerah di bulan Februari...

dsalageanu thought: "It would be better if I TO Indonesia. That way, my worst enemy will be erased from the face of the earth and I can retire rich and retire young."
And he told his people his mind, and they all rallied on his brilliant idea!

dsalageanu berfikir: "Baiknya jika ku TO saja kampung Indonesia. Kalau begitu, musuh bebuyutanku akan sirna ilang kertaning bumi, dan aku bisa terbitin buku Robert Kiyosaki."
Dan ia memberitahukan rakyatnya buah pikirnya, dan mereka semua berkumpul membela idenya!

Meanwhile in Jakarta, Aban thought: "It would be better if we TO Rumania! I can wipe them and have my moustache engraved in history as the Aban the Swiper!"
And he told his people his plan, and they all rejoiced hearing his brilliant plan!

Sementara itu di Djayakarta, Sultan Aban berfikir: "Akan baik jadinya kalau ku TO saja Rumania! Kusapu bersih mereka dan kumisku akan tertjatat dalam sedjarah sebagai Aban si Penyapu Golkar! (Lihat warna bendera Rumania)".
Dan ia memberitahukan hamba sahayanya dan mereka semua berkumpul membela idenya!

So, thousands and thousands of tickets were purchased, even with neck-breaking prices...
They even transported the tickets by bulk using aeroplanes! What an irony!

Jadi, laksa demi laksa tiket dibeli, bahkan dengan harga-harga yang mencekik leher...
Mereka bahkan mentranspor tiket tadi dengan menggunakan pesawat terbang! Saking banyaknya!

On the president election day, the UGD party implant in Indonesia: (UGD - Google Crunchlatored as Unit Gawat Darurat) proposed Sebahmah as the Indonesian president!
While IDS party implant in Romania disguised as Indigenous Domestic Service or PRA proposed Nicosianipar as Romanian president!

Pada hari pemilu, Partai susupan Rumania UGD (Unit Gawat Darurat hasil google translate sekenanya mereka) mengajukan Sebahmah si pembunuh sebagai Presiden Indonesia!
Sementara partai susupan IDS di Rumania yang disingkat jadi Indigenous Domestic Service atau Pembantu Rumah Asli mencalonkan Nico-Tanpa-Spasi-Sianipar sebagai presiden!

The Result!!??

Hasilnya!!

Sebahmah jadi presiden Indonesia!!
Nicosianipar deveni Preşedintele României

At once the world shook! Media spams, babies crying, crows flying, companies bursting, congress either resign or plea for impeachment! Alas the congress was too confused even to vote!

Seketika dunia guncang! Media-media penuh spam, bayi-bayi menjerit, gagak beterbangan perusahaan pada meledak, kongres berbaris resign ato minta impeach!

They call Nicosianipar in Romania as cârnaţi, rupt creionul, diversionist, manie, si diavolul.
Sedang Sebahmah disebut sebagai sapi, singkong, penyusup, tukang granat, editor, sama aburizal

The first day of presidency, they were going to their office when they were showered with rotten eggs, tortillas, molotovs, and several tawur stones

Hari pertama kepresidenan, mereka mau masuk ngantor sudah dilempari telor busuk, totrila, bom molotov, sama lemparan tawuran anak smu

They entered office, and the secretary sai😛 Mr. President, you have to choose cabinets. Poor both of them! When Nicosianipar entered the he saw the thin-lipped and furious Han Solo, Malika Ela, dsalageanu, Mistwalker, etc. When Sebahmah entered the Bina Graha, he saw the incensed aban, bima, flik_kenni, etc. And he has to pick ministers from these?

Ketika mereka masuk kantor, sekretaris mengatakan: Pak Pres, anda harus susun kabinet. Betapa malangnya mrk berdua! Ketika Nicosianipar masuk ia melihat orang-orang rumania yang marah! Demikian juga Sebahmah! Dan dia harus pilih menteri dari ini?

Nico could only say: bună dimineaţa
Sebahmah hanya bisa ngomong: Selamat pagi
That's the only phrase they could remember from their google-crankslator booklet

So both said shut the conference room door and both said to the secretary: "Call Nico/Sebah! I want him to pick the ministers for me!"

Jadi keduanya langsung tutup pintu ruang konferensi dan berkata pada sekretarisnya (Inez dan wander_howard): "Mana Nico/Sebah? Telpon! Biar dia yang pilih menterinya!"

So, the president had to telephone each other so often and dictated each other orders in front of their staff broken romania and bahasa...
In the end, this made both of them furious and annoyed...

Jadi para presiden saling menelpon satu sama lain demikian seringnya dan saling mendiktekan perintah-perintah kepada para pegawainya dalam bahasa romania dan indonesia yang patah-patah.
Tentu saja hal ini membuat mereka marah dan kesal...

Sebahmah was the first one fed up with rainy season, corrupt officials, and Java batik keris, he phoned Nico who was fed up limba romana, musaca, and endless column.

Sebahmah yang pertama kali muak dengan musim penghujan, pejabat korup, dan batik keris Jawa, ia menelpon Nico yang muak dengan bahasa romania, musaka, dan monumen endless.

"How's your day huh?" Hostile Sebahmah asked cynically.
"Luaaaarr biasaa!! Ups... I mean Greaaaaaaaaaaaaat!" Nico pretended just to humiliate Sebah.

"Gimana harimu, hah?" Tanya Sebahmah dengan sinis.
Nico pura-pura oke meski menderita cuma demi menghina Sebah.

"Porcule!" Offended and feeling inferior, Sebah groaned, "I swear I'm gonna crush Indonesia! Starting with India and Pakistan!"
"Oh yeah? I will hand out Hungarian regions for free including the gold!!" Nico shouted back!

"Babih lu!" Sebahmah yang merasa rendah dan tersinggung, takut gak bisa beradaptasi, mengeluh, "Gue sumpah gue bakal ancurin Indonesia! Mulai dari India ampe Pakistan!"
"Oh ya? Gue bakal kasih balik region Hungaria gratis tambah bonus gold buat attack!" Teriak Nico!

"J#$ncuk!" Sebahmah who was deeply influenced by his Surabayan secretary, Inez, howled, "I am gonna make drop Western Siberia and your Xinjiang!"

"....... gak usah terjemahin..." Sebahmah yang terpengaruh sekretaris asal suroboyonya, Inez, meraung, "Gua bakal ancurin WS sama Xinjiang!"
"Tu canalie!" Nico gak mau kalah, "Gue bakal panggil kuras harta negara u, gue donate ke Hungaria! Gue jalin MPP ama Peace! Gue naikin pajak 99% semua"

"P%$rek!" Sebahmah who obviously had sunken to Jakarta Undercover level, screamed, "I'll join ATLANTIS! I will make Aussies destroy your land! I will steal your money and throw it to Malaysia!"

"Fiu al unui hoţ!" Nico teriak sambil baca kamus, "Gue bakal panggil Quicksilver buat ganyang u sambil gue retret retret terus!"

Realizing they are both on the verge of losing both countries, they sweated, and they began to connect, "(fear) there's no need to go that far! Actually Jakarta is not that bad..."
"Bucharest is nice! Steaua Bucureşti is cool!"

Menyadari mereka sedang berada di pinggiran jurang kehancuran kedua negara, kedua presiden berkeringat dingin, dan mereka mulai tepa salira, "(takut) gak usah kelewatan gitu! Sebenarnya jakarta gak jelek-jelek amat!"
"Bucharest juga oke! Hidup Persija... ups Steaua Bucharest!"

Silence...

Hening...

Nico broke the silence, "What are you thinking now?"
"....^#&*( lost in translation) I'm so gonna strangle dsalageanu! How about you?"
"I wanna injak-injak Aban! Sigh... Actually yours truly is before me wanna me shoot him? I am dictator you know!"
"And Aban is on the next room with Inez, wanna have a go on him using my hand Q5 revolver?"

"Lu lagi mikir apa?"
".... (caci maki) gue mau cekek tuh dsalageanu! Lu gimana?"
"Gue pengen injak-injak aban! Aduh... Sebenarnya orang yang u mau lagi di depan gw, mau gw tembak? Gue diktaktor neh, bisa tembak siapa aja!"
"Dan Aban lagi ngopi ama Inez di ruang sebelah, mau gue demonstrasikan pestol Q5 gue ke dia?"

Silence...

Hening...

Both presidents smirked... / Kedua Presiden Tersenyum...
Nico said, "Matza!"
Sebah said, "Stubuh!"

Itulah awal kerjasama nan indah antara negeri Sabrina dan Ina_na 😃