[GUIDE] Removing the Lana $isters!

Day 960, 19:42 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by JGutenberg

If, like myself, you are not a testosterone crazy teenage male who won't play a game without the suggestion if scantly clad women for five minutes, or potentially simply female, you might not appreciate the Lana $isters in the way the admins intended for all of us to do so.

Fortunately, I have found a way to remove them from the game. No more sluts standing outside your house with 5 easy steps!


Where did Lana go? Who's the naughty girl run off with now?


Step 0.

You should already be using Firefox, so that’s why I am not including this as a real step. Every time somebody opens Internet Explorer, I stab a kitten.

Download Firefox here:
http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/products/download.html
Follow the instructions on that page as they appear.

Step 1.

Install Adblock Plus. You should also have this already installed. Every time someone views a blockable add I eat one of the kittens I stabbed earlier.

Download Adblockplus here; There’s a nice video to help walk you through the process, although it honestly isn’t needed.
http://adblockplus.org/en/

Step 2.

Go to the Training Grounds where you can see Lana. (For hopefully the last time)

Right click on her image and choose the option Adblock Plus: Block Image...
[img]http://i1037.photobucket.com/albums/a455/JGutenberg/BlockLana.jpg?t=1278555479[/img]

Steps 3, 4, and 5.

Repeat for Library, Residential District, and Company in the same way.

Step 6.

[THIS WON’T WORK IF YOU DON’T COMPLETE THIS STEP] Vote and subscribe to this newspaper.

Step 7.

Enjoy eRepublik Rising(if possible) without every encountering one of Lana $isters again.

I'd also like to say congratulations to paidi28 for winning my free house competition and thank you to everyone else for entering!

~Your friendly neighborhood journalist, JGutenberg