[GOV] Spykerman's Inaugural Address To The Nation

Day 961, 18:31 Published in Malaysia Malaysia by Prime Minister's Department

My fellow citizens,

I’m called upon by the voice of my country to execute the functions of its Country President.

It’s well understood that we are now in the midst of crisis. Our nation is at war, against an evil group of PTOers hell bent on destroying this country for their own selfish purposes. Our economy is badly weakened, a consequence of our collective failure to make hard choices and prepare the nation for a new age.

The crisis that we are facing now requires our best effort plus our willingness to believe in ourselves to do the best that we could for this nation. Yes, We Can and will resolve the problems which now confront us. They will not be met easily or in a short span of time. But know this, Malaysia — they will be met.

To borissajkas and his miserable lot, you can go ahead with your “winning at all costs” approach but you will never be able to win the hearts and minds of the true blue citizens of this country.

A former PTOer once told me,
“I realized that if you successfully PTOed a country with a population of less than 10 000 people, it is not worth your time and work which you gave for realizing your PTO!”

I'll get straight to the point on the announcement of my Cabinet team.

Cabinet Line-Up
President - Spykerman
Secretary of Treasury (Minister of Finance) - Spykerman
Director of Training Companies - eyex3
Secretary of State (Minister of Foreign Affairs) - Vacant
Secretary of Defence (Minister of Defence) - pantherthug89
Consultant to Military = William Shafer
General of Tuah Squadron = Dr Straatman
Secretary of the Media (Minister of Propaganda) - Nicholas2000
Co-Deputies : Mr Aleph, clanky4

Both the Immigration Office and Social Office will be temporarily shut down till further notice.

Conclusion
In the presence of my countrymen, mindful of the solemnity of this occasion, knowing what the task means and the responsibility which it involves, I beg your tolerance, your aid, and your
cooperation to assist me in serving my country to which you have called me.

Thank You and Have A Nice Day

Yours Truly,
Spykerman
President of eMalaysia