[Fear] Hide the manhole covers...
WayneKerr
Soon, according to the daily papers, the real life UK could be faced with an army of jobless Bulgarians coming to our shores, picking our pockets and stealing our manhole covers as they go.
Well, it seems the eRepublik playing portion of Lolgaria fancy getting a head start. After successfully clinging to the under carriage of trucks for the long and gruelling trip into Scandinavia, they now sit poised to float across the North Sea in their droves...
Hristo was meant to pack the bloody pump...
With such a natural border (the sea), Britain can at times seem a bit cramped. With our sheep bothering Polish brethren colonizing Wales and the eIrish occupying regions that rightfully belong to us, we can find it difficult to a place Lolgaria in the British Isle, in which they can call home.
Their first port of call will be Scotland, a land where it's tradition for the men to wear skirts and to go bare chested in winter. A hardy bunch of men and
The wealthy in Scotland...
Once the Scot's pockets are empty (which to be honest shouldn't be long), we may see the Gypsy Thief's making their way south. With London no doubt being a highly sought after target. The rich, financial capital of the world should make easy pickings for the hordes of Bulgarians heading our way.
Our options?
So what can we do to prevent the looting and pillaging of our bronze memorials, manhole covers, loose change and mobile phones?
The Great Manhole Heist of 2013.
Not a great deal...
So just sit back, pray for TWO damage to turn up and keep clicking that fight button...
...and remember
Chin up eUK, could be worse...
Could be French!
Comments
Let the games begin UK 😃
Hey, Bulgaria.
Just a short message for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKY_Ut10mS4
everyone wants to be in the UK \o/
We now stand united against the very people who sought to divide us. Big Ant, Dapper, Winston.. nothing but a few d*cks determined to bring the eUK to it's knees.
You will not succeed.
Agreed.
I love how they only now say they want to destroy the eUK, but anyone with half a brain could see that was their aim all along even if they didn't acknowledge it themselves.
Can we try laughing and having slight digs at the Bawlgarians rather than at past members (or current) members of our community?
nothing but a few d*cks determined to bring the eUK to it's knees.
Resist fellatio with all our determination.
brits, choke you with your disgusting jelly. 🙂
psssh...
Voted because I'm not french
Damnit. This means I have to move the Dentist Scrap Pile AGAIN!
The eUK stands together to fight off the Bulgies, now that the Belgies are under control.
o7
it's always nice to be reminded i'm not french
Considering the stereotype, it must really suck to be a French Vampire...
It could be worse, you could be eBrits....oh wait, never mind....
Bloody EU strikes again
I have a ten pence piece. I'm the richest man in my town.
The UK must suck, look at all the people who want to leave:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/group-show/3409
Trust me bro, you are welcome to them...
Yeah, you won't see anyone crying because BigPant and all his "AlterEgos" moved away.
Should have called it the 'Irish Mobile Army Division', then it would spell IMAD..... quite fitting for the owners
I would personally like to thank Sportsworld owner Mike Ashley for letting Shirebrook being INVADED! Not as though our little town is being over run with our share, Sportsworld are now building another warehouse just as big alongside its mile long existing one....What chance does our once proud town stand now?????