[Enigma News]: eRepublik Fails (part 1)

Day 1,097, 10:56 • Published in Serbia Slovenia • by Field Marshal Milancho

This time i'll write in English not in Serbian or Slovenian.
Basically i'll write about fails at erepublik, the funny ones and the groundbreaking ones.

This is first part, feel free to add in comments more fails for the second (and maybe third part).


THE FAILS:
Staying fit mission
Staying fit by overeating and keeping a full fridge!
And by doing this i get more healthy!
Also when i had 100 wellness because of eating 3 meals at a time i got another 33 wellness that went to waste!

The war and La Resistance missions
Kicked 33 asses and finished the war mission, but not the La Resistance, which requires only 30 kick-asses.
Also spent 3-4 gold for it.

The tickets
high importance--> rarely answered
low importance--> answered after 1 hour
nuff' said.

The media restriction
Stopping trolls from spamming worldwide media since... never
Stopping good posters from enlightening and informing other players since october 2010.

Laws
Just noticed, i can't propose a "donate law" because one is still on voting... for 2 days now!
Most likely bug because so many congress members left.

Laws part 2
To donate on wrong organisation would be almost too easy, just sayin...

Not-exactly-eRepublik: ERX Stocks
Banning you after demanding your money since october 2010.

API
Nothing works, can't view anything...

Tastes like chicken!
More and more lately, i think we are all sleepy after being so fed up with that chicken!

Suggest your fails in comments!


yours,
System shutdown (also candidate for SeS party in the upcomming elections, article about that comming soon!)