[ENGLISH] RHINDO THE ULTIMATE MARTIAL ARTS!

Day 492, 17:46 Published in Indonesia Indonesia by Elros Elrond

The Three Flowers of Rhindo : R - H - I




Rhindo is a form of martial arts created by Rhindo Ban; a lonesome brute system analyst who decided to meditate alone in the bank of Rhine river where he claimed that three spirits of Anggrek, Cendana, and Poppy came to teach him the ultimate moves and stances.

However deep entrenched in myth, the fact was still Rhindo Ban became the most powerful martial artists ever after his sojourn to the Rhines. Back to where he worked in a shady gaming office in Romania, he practiced his first Rhindo moves and earned a national headline as:

BLOODBATH IN GAME OFFICE! SEVEN HUNDRED THREE ADMINISTRATORS DEAD, COUNTLESS SERVED BANGED BY BAREHANDS!

The airport was soon blocked following the carnage, the borders closed, police, swats, angry players and businessman raided his house.

But Rhindo was nowhere to be found. He had used his arch-technique to become invisible and opened a Dojo in Hungary.

There, he taught thousands of disciples, before he felt rather tired handling murderous disciples trying to get to him. Due to his inability to hold back his power, he had less disciples out than in.

In order to learn self-restraint and humility, also rewarding himself with a vacation, he left for Bali, where he lived there happily ever after, cutting bonsai, learning self restraint, while officially adopted as the Grand Master of ABeRI.



RHINDO means the Way of RHIN. Rhin can be broken into three elemenst: Rin Hin and In
Rhin (Ice Fire) means: The form of Ice and Flame, where combining two opposite elements producing an Antipode of strength beyond human and words' description.
Hin (Wind Fire) means:The greatest speed achievable by combining Flame and Wind! Thus nobody could catch a Rhindo Master performing Hin Techniques.
In (Fire Fire) : means an endless burning spirit within, allowing you to conquer anything while not being arrogant, sapping spirits from every enemies and transferring it to become its own strength!

There are three basic techniques of RHINDO :
Matza! = Is a warcry of invoking Rhin power!
Harcra!! = the warcry of Hin Technique
Pencak! = the solemn mantra to destroy anybody but Rhindo practitioners with just burning spirit!

This Matza! Harcra! and Pencak! could also refer to the Three Pillars of RHINDO practice which culminated into the most powerful stage: PEACE.

Eternal PEACE could be spoken in three phrases according to Rhindo Ban:

To the East and To the West No More Bloodbath
Anybody who comes, We Rhin, Hin, and In
Thus We become Three Invincible Under the Sky
Rhindo is the ultimate arts

Also a quote by Chuck Norris:

I fear I am no longer invincible now, after I met Ban Rhindo and tasted his In...

Last quote by Captain Obvious:

RHINDO is the ultimate arts ever! Obvious ain't it?

Very Last Quote by Captain Obvious:

The above quote is not the last quote. Is this the last quote?