[CP Entry] If I Were an Admin....
Day 501, 02:38
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by Dominik
Well, not initially; eventually for sure. I am certain, however, that at some point every player in this game has asked what being the admin would be like. There are several features I would like to implement including the ability to kill other players, nuclear war, different systems of government and the expansion of the market.
Immediately after receiving the admin scepter, I would begin with measures to make the game better. First, I would take away Dominik's forfeit points, that's a given for any admin (except the current incompetent ones). Next, I would magically fix all the bugs in a matter of minutes with my incredible Visual Basic 6.0 programming skills. Next I would hire a bounty-hunter for multi-accounters and maybe even a private detective, Sherlock Holmes-style.
Then the tyrannical dictatorship of the god-admin Dominik would begin- I'd be just like Yahweh! What I would do is allow different levels of democracy/dictatorship. I would allow a president to limit the size (or existence) of congress, be able to ban companies and parties and to control what is being said in the media. With that extreme comes, of course, the opposite extreme- anarchy. The absence of government would be just as interesting. These different government types would also introduce new cause to war; I mean, wouldn't it be cool to go on a mission to save a country from some tyrant?
Anyways, I see the outcome as something like this: I become admin implement citizenship way too slow allowing all the TO PEACE monkeys to become citizens. I then decide to implement a dictatorship system where people can be killed- everybody begins killing each other and the people who get killed furiously creating new accounts overloading the system and auto-banning them (through a brilliant feature me and m bounty hunter created) until the game crashes and everything is deleted. Now that header image seems surprisingly relevant, does it not?
Thank you, tune in next week!
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Good article. It'll be hard to beat it.
Lol.. Great read. I find the admin funny. They make the whole eWorld Democracy, and say that it's great. But yet they themselves act like a dictatorship. This would be one of the best games on the net if they would start to implement some of the things that were mentioned in the survey we took part in a while ago. Imagine the possibilities of this game.
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The inclusion of the ineffible name, and then association with Him to evil Dom stuff, was too much.
No vote - but good enough article.
Judge 1:
This entry is ambitious, almost as much as the ‘Admin Dominik’ described. Had the article not had a somewhat self-depracating and hyperbolic element to it, the results would have been very poor. Luckily, one cannot take the tone too seriously, which then also weakens some of its intelligent points (about a president’s control over media, business, and congress). It’s hard to determine what to accept as persuasion and what to enjoy has humour. It’s funny, creative, but like the sometimes weak sentence structure, it has some holes to fix.
37/50
Judge 2:
The picture to begin the article sets it right on course for the funny, off the wall read. Grammar, proper structure, and spelling was not followed to a T, but I think this may have been intentional to go with the anarchist view of the article. It was very funny for the short amount of content. Best read I have had in a while.
Great flow to the article, and all thoughts were complete and backed up with scenarios and theories.
Overall, great article and not at all what I expected for the subject at hand
Score - 42/50
Total: 79/100
It was a good battle Dominik.