[C4] Wiped on the 4th of July
Haselrig
✥ The following article was written for C4 by C4 Press Corps writer Cpt. DylanBAS.
It’s finally happened America. On July fourth, 2013, day 2053 of erepublik, the United States was wiped from the face of the earth. It took 3 weeks, from Hungary’s encroachment into icy Alaska, to Poland taking our fishing grounds in the north-east(an action for which I am swearing my vengeance. I want my seafood back! Especially considering the chat I just had on IRC about how to best catch fish without a fishing rod.)
That’s how it’s done
The following months will be dark times. We can have no congress, no population, and no resource bonuses, but we will still can have a spirit. It is quite ironic that our independence day is the day we are wiped, but when we rid our former lands of TWO scum, the day will be even sweeter.
Yep, that sweet
I would humbly propose that, for now, our best course of action would be to head south for some tacos, tequila shots, and tanning. While we’re at it, we can grab some Thai versions of Mexico’s tasty treats that have been gaining popularity lately. Of course, while some of the squad chows down, the rest of us will be rigging a little surprise in the back of the shack.
No one messes with Mexibro!
Our plan is that Mexico will be grateful enough for our wiping out the competition in their economy that they will recognize the real danger of TWO forces in North America and put all their force into liberating the USA. Meanwhile, we are a nomadic bunch of freedom fighters, wandering through the Americas, fighting to rid our land of TWO oppression, knowing that our time will come. Personally, I predict that that time will be before thanksgiving. If I am sound in my prediction, Americans will, in a few short months, sit round the fire on a brisk autumn eve, telling stories about their part in throwing out the invaders from our land.
The 1st C4 regiment in camp near Monterrey. One can only hope we’ll do this in America.
This is C4 signing off, who knows where I’ll be when I write next? A nomad has little certainty in that. One thing I know, I’ll be hitting the roads wherever C4 is needed to fight for our allies.
Comments
Well done Dylan, o7
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well so now i have a question, do i still sell goods in the American market? so i will never pay taxes to the invaders? or do i need to buy some tea and have a party ?
Don't know, still exploring all the wonders of being wiped 🙂
U have to pay taxes for TWO, as our own slaves do 🙂
so i need to buy some tea and have a party, though i would prefer the oil fields in texas. maybe an oil party. i need to get it started! anyone want to join me throwing the polish oils into the Caribbean while we take back texas to use our own American oils and not pay the heavy foreign taxes?
You still sell in the eUSA market. Only in-game eAmericans can buy there so prices may be different than the rest of he world. The eUSA gov't gets the money, not the filthy eSerbs, or the other Serb slave nations of eHungary & ePoland.
🙂 You know racism will get you nowhere fast.
Note I said "eSerbs". You can't be racist in a browser game against a team of people who may or may not be actual Serbians.
I do like your name though.
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Oh the irony...
Now it gets fun.
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Mexibro!
Peyote!
Wow. The ENTIRE continent is owned by TWO. Not kidding.
expectable
nope... Chile still offers fierce resistance and has not been wiped yet.
Different continent 🙂
true again... was considering the 4,5,6 continent model...
Now it's down to Hemispheric pride 🙂
I've been active in Mexico, for two days.
Ireland knows what you're going through. Good luck America.
Hail USA!
Vote for redneck fishin.
You know those guys in last picture look more like Soviets than US G.I. Joe.
They are finnish. Really doesn't make a difference to me.