[趣聞]一則以色列的法案

Day 837, 04:19 • Published in China Republic of China (Taiwan) • by FORMOSA-FUNDS

Hine lo yanum
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Hine lo yanum
Va-lo ishan
Shomer Shomer yisrael

Hine lo yanum
Va-lo ishan
Shomer Shomer yisrael
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翻譯：
Behold He'll not slumber
Nor will He sleep
He Who keeps Israel
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大家好，好久不見，春節很快的過去了
在此先恭喜JIA Samurai連任囧統

啊？這不是老笑話嗎？梗遜掉囉......
其實我要呼應最近以色列一個議會提案
http://www.erepublik.com/en/Israel/law/27418
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大家看到了嗎?為了避免麻煩，以下是內文：

Law proposalsNew Citizen Message
Proposed by Sadeh Badeh, 2 days ago

Do you agree on the text used by the president to
welcome new Citizens in your country?'

*Ahem Ahem*
Attention Attention 😃
I wanted for some time now to propose baglamas,
but couldn't find a nice way to do it 😉
I think I finally figured a way!
*Kneels down,reaching his pocket and takes out a shiny diamond ring*
Love, will you marry me?
(Answer me in article would ya? im going to be impeached after that 😃) '

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翻譯：

以下是Sadeh Badeh囧統提案的新人信
議員們你同意通過它嗎

咳咳，注意注意(看過來的意思)

我想了好一陣子要求婚， 但一直找不到個好方法。

現在我想到了!! (動作：我跪下來，從口袋拿出一枚鑽戒)

親愛的，你願意嫁給我嗎？

在文章跟帖告訴我妳的答案好嗎？
我將馬上接受彈劾....😃

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以色列的囧統真是有創意~~XD