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Inaugural address

7 • Tag 4,925, 11:16 • Veröffentlicht in Switzerland Switzerland • Politische Debatten und Analysen Politische Debatten und Analysen

Dear Patriots,

As I begin the job of entertaining the eNations, I thank my predecessor for his service. I understand many were disappointed in his last few months of leadership where he has done so much damages. On behalf of the TNS leadership

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Meet the new clown

11 • Tag 4,919, 11:41 • Veröffentlicht in Switzerland Switzerland • Politische Debatten und Analysen Politische Debatten und Analysen

Dear Patriots,

As you were aware, our eNation was grieving the sudden death of the clown Tef1 Jr. In the past week and half, we were in a period of mourning.

Tonight, TNS has a joyous announcement for all of you. Members of the clown family

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Funeral Services

17 • Tag 4,911, 10:09 • Veröffentlicht in Switzerland Switzerland • Politische Debatten und Analysen Politische Debatten und Analysen

Dear Patriots,

Tonight, it is with heavy heart we say good bye to Tef1 Jr. Just under 3 years of burying Tef1 Sr., we are now saying goodbye to the sun.

Tef1 Jr. was such a funny man and kind. Lets be honest. He was also confrontational and

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Beg me to endorse you!!!!!

7 • Tag 4,907, 17:06 • Veröffentlicht in Switzerland Switzerland • Politische Debatten und Analysen Politische Debatten und Analysen

Dear Patriots,

Dont really care if you endorse this but spam me with please endorse me articles down below.

Tef1

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The clown is dead - Welcome the new clown

61 • Tag 4,905, 15:53 • Veröffentlicht in Switzerland Switzerland • Politische Debatten und Analysen Politische Debatten und Analysen

Dear Patriots,

It is with the utmost sadness TNS reports on reports that the clown Tef1 has died and a new clown is now in position to entertain the masses. May the departed rest in eternal peace. The new clown thanks you all from mourning the

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