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A Tap on the shoulder

10 • Tag 2,213, 11:47 • Veröffentlicht in United Kingdom

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Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over

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My Favorite Animal

13 • Tag 2,193, 14:42 • Veröffentlicht in United Kingdom

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Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am.

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Well i never

28 • Tag 2,182, 13:41 • Veröffentlicht in United Kingdom

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Railroad tracks.
The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.

Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England , and

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ALERTS TO THREATS IN EUROPE: BY JOHN CLEESE...

13 • Tag 2,138, 11:57 • Veröffentlicht in United Kingdom

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ALERTS TO THREATS IN EUROPE: BY JOHN CLEESE...
John Cleese - British writer, actor and tall person

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."

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A few funnies in these boring times

10 • Tag 2,062, 02:50 • Veröffentlicht in United Kingdom

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This woman looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"
I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."

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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you … mehr »