The Nasty Truth - newspaper of Filthy McNasty

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MoFA

4 • Day 3,488 ,19:44 • 在Israel发布 Israel

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Hi guys. I have recently been appointed Minister of Foreign Affairs this term. I plan on keeping good relations with all our friends and allies as in the past. However, help is needed. I could use people to help with MoFA. All Ministers need

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True Story

8 • Day 3,452 ,22:56 • 在Israel发布 Israel

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社交娱乐

A Texas man told the bartender his wife had given birth to a baby boy weighing 25 lbs. “That is astonishing,” said the bartender. “This is Texas,” said the new father, “and in Texas everything is big.” Ten days later the new father came back to

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Traitor

7 • Day 3,427 ,23:20 • 在Israel发布 Israel

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trai·tor
ˈtrādər/
noun
noun: traitor; plural noun: traitors

a person who betrays a friend, country, principle, etc.

https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/cyprus-a-new-home-a-new-family-2637083/1/20

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News Regarding Turkey and Cyprus

39 • Day 3,387 ,15:49 • 在Israel发布 Israel

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战略分析

As you guys know we have been fighting against Cyprus. Cyprus feared us and called their buddies Turkey for help.

Last week Cyprus contacted me begging for TW. One day later Turkey also asked for TW.

I have asked to speak to both parties

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Thank You All Allies

16 • Day 3,371 ,22:28 • 在Israel发布 Israel

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战略分析

Today we have gained all of our regions back. Not because of something we did but because of our allies. I would like to thank each and everyone of you for your support of Israel.

As of right now Cyprus President does not respond to my messages.

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