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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1512)

4 • Day 1,512 ,15:41 • 在Ireland发布 Ireland • 社交娱乐 社交娱乐

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1511)

15 • Day 1,511 ,16:23 • 在Ireland发布 Ireland • 社交娱乐 社交娱乐

A Salesman was walking down a country road one day and saw a pig with a wooden leg running around in a front yard.

He couldn't believe his eyes....A PIG WITH A WOODEN LEG!

He just couldn't resist walking up to the farmhouse and asking the man

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1510)

8 • Day 1,510 ,16:35 • 在Ireland发布 Ireland • 社交娱乐 社交娱乐

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5
people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or
my Dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu…
but I think it's Colin.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1509)

4 • Day 1,509 ,16:36 • 在Ireland发布 Ireland • 社交娱乐 社交娱乐

A chemist walks into his shop to find a man leaning aginst the wall. He asks, "Whats wrong with him?"
His assistant replies, "He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him a bottle of laxatives."
"Idiot," says the chemist, "You

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1508)

9 • Day 1,508 ,17:33 • 在Ireland发布 Ireland • 社交娱乐 社交娱乐

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a cold one. The bartender gives it to
him and says "that'll be €25." A minute later the bartender is making
conversation and says, "Ya know, we don't get many gorillas round these
parts."

The gorilla

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