The NEW eSA Onion - newspaper of Deus Ex

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Curb Crawling

6 • Day 648, 22:14 • Published in South Africa

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Well, I haven't written an article in a long time. I Haven't been in eSA for a long time for that matter. Since it's pseudo liberation I've returned to the game and to my country and I must say I'm nothing short of dismayed by the current … read more »

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Say YES to Jizz...Again and Again...

10 • Day 471, 08:59 • Published in South Africa

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I've seen a lot of things in my life. I've seen 40 million tongue-clicking-goat-riding Japs over run half of my beloved South Africa. I've seen my native lands raped and scourged by every foreign invader imaginable. I've seen our economy turn to a

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Riding off into the Sunset....

15 • Day 419, 06:23 • Published in South Africa

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For a while, anyways.

As the members of my party know and many people seem to have been speculating about, I will be taking a break from Erepublik for an undetermined amount of time. This is not due to internal politics, disillusionment with the

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The Situation in the Gifts Industry

41 • Day 387, 02:43 • Published in South Africa

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As I look out upon the marketplace early this morning, I see a lone seller with only a half dozen Q1 gifts. His price? Over 6 zar per piece.

It is a dire and desperate situation in the Gifts Industry, folks. It's a situation that's been growing

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We Must ALL Participate to Solve Our Problems!

10 • Day 380, 23:52 • Published in South Africa

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Regardless of the results of today's election, I just want to publicly reaffirm the commitment of myself and Black Lion Front to the expansion of direct democracy and public participation in South Africa. We are facing a lot of varying and