Yellow Journalist Endorsement-South Dakota
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Crut
While it might come as a surprise to many of its readers, The Yellow Journalist has decided to endorse a candidate for the great state of South Dakota. Crut, best known for his inflammatory views against Indonesia, Hungary and Russia, this semi-regularly tempbanned, fool-who-knows-what-time-it-is, shows great promise as a future representative. It seems as though this run has been a long time coming for the playa who always gets holla'd at when walking down the street. When asked what his intentions are should he win, the electric Crut responded, "I'm gonna tear dat up! I'm just sick of these mark tricks not keeping it real as Samuel L. Jackson when God stopped them bullets!" His enthusiasm radiated through the audience as they too began to "tear dat up".
After the local Pierre, South Dakota fire department managed to extinguish the fires, the Crut spoke again. "We were oppressed because folks thought we weren't worth defending. They gave up on us and we need to show'em why they can never give up on us again!" We didn't land on Mt. Rushmore, Mt. Rushmore landed on us!" Again the crowd went it a frenzy as they burned effigies of small cardboard cut-outs of eRussia's current regions on the World Map. Once again, the FDS was forced to put out the blazes.
Crut's rise to fame has not come easy. He remembers a time when he couldn't afford to buy anything over Q1 food and had a wellness of "wow, you're still alive?". Yet, he has flourished since his noob roots. "I've fought all over the world. I bought up and sold businesses. I served two terms as Secretary of Fun and I'm gonna bring that fun back. I've just gone crazy on this game." Crut's nomination was met with fear and trepidation from his opponents, who all seemed to agree, "Yep, should have picked another state."
(The Yellow Journalist is a subsidiary of Crut Holding Corporation)
Comments
Good luck Crut!
Crut is the true voice of change. As in, "Change? Change? Can anyone spare some change?"
Vote for the Vagabond!
With such a strong, unbiased endorsement as THIS...how can Mr. Kane lose? Crut?...who's THAT?
yur prev articles were damn funny... am goin thru them now 😃
I have to accept that they were a bit offensive though.
😁
One of my favorite eRep players and a former member of my Cabinet when I was President of the eUSA. Good luck man!
i hear you kill drifters.
What of it?
nothing of it
What annoys me and turns my vote away is people who advertise in other words use gold, they say there here to help the US and all its efforts but if you donated that 10+ gold you using for this add or even more g idk you would earn WAY MORE votes THIS IS what turns my vote away and i think is really hypocritical like you say your gona help the US but yet you waste gold.
ads cost 1 gold
Clicked and Voted just to make it worth your gold.
thanks Jarrell